I decided to go back to my house and I got a little ceramic pig and a baby basket and I put the pig on his doorstep with a note that said "I cannot raise this thing as my own. I think he should be with his own kind." Then I knocked on the door and ran all spazzmatic back into the bushes and was all chamelon man in hiding. Then the fat pig (I'm talking about my neighbor) came outside and he found the pig and read the message and he was all "I HATE YOU PEOPLE!" and then he slammed his door and went back inside. Then I was all like "Cool I didnt know there was bugs in bushes." and I was all CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH.