A Rock Star

Diary Entries
Last Saturday, we were at the park. I had set up my own stand on the side of the road to sell the dogs I captured. I used cupcake bits to lure them into the bushes where I beat them into unconsciousness. I captured 17 dogs. They are $8.00 each. An old lady bought one and she paid me $10. I gave her back 2 quarters and a nickel and she walked away. Stupid lady. When she reached the corner, Jose jumped out of the bushes and was going to Rock Bottom her when she just suddenly fell over and died. I saw him try and kill her! Im a witness! Oh wait, I was the one that told him to do that in the first place. I better not say anything. Jose would tell on me. I hope it doesn't haunt me and torture my soul or something. Anyway, he brought the dog back and I put it in the cage with the rest of them. The old lady stayed there for a long time. I guess a bear ate her. I don't really care.

2003-05-19 12:17 a.m.