After a few seconds you couldnt hear the thumping anymore and I got bored so I sat down on one of the benches and then this stupid kid that had breath that smelled like eggos started poking me in the back of the head and I was all "Stop" and he kept poking me and I was all "You better stop now or else" and he was all "And what if I dont want to stop" and he started poking me again so I grabbed a musical bible and crunched it against his head and he was all "Ouch! That didnt really hurt..." and he started poking me again so I grabbed the four pens laying next to the bible holders then turned around and grasped his head with one hand and squeezed tight and stuck them inside where his eyes normally are and he quieted down. Then this guy walked up to where the drums were and he was all "Hello everybody!" and everyone but me was all "Hello!" and then he was all "I cant play music or sing and those people are all sick so we will have to do without." and I was all "YES! I dont have to sing!" and all the other kids were all "awwwww" and I looked at them but they were all concentrated at the guy and he was all "blah blah blah" then he said "Does anyone want to share an experience or a prayer to the lord?" and this guy was all "My life was really bad and all my friends died and I got cancer and thats when I decided to believe in god and then things just got worse but I will always believe in God because he makes things better even though they are getting worse."
And I was all "Thats just stupid" and then we all went back to the stupid chair room and the teacher dude made people get out some bibles and read them and they said "God created this and that and everything." And then the teacher was all "Scientists will tell you that animals evolve over time and change into different animals but as we all know this is wrong so if your taking science at school and they ask you if animals evolve they dont because if you notice a dog has puppies and the puppies are the same as the dog they arent different." And I was all "YOU ARE AN IGNORANT FOOL!" "If thats true you would still be living in a cave and smashing rocks with your head because your brain hasnt evolved!" "You know what you are?" "Your a two-dimensional creature trapped in his three-dimensional holy land of chairs!" And I was all "AWWOooooOoO" and jumped on the table and kicked all the extra pieces of paper that were left on it and leaped across the room and grabbed a pogo-stick and some other kids grabbed some chairs and were all "BACK! BACK DEMON!" and were trying to charge me but I was all "CHOO CHOO TRAIN!" and knocked them both over the table and then I kicked one of them in the face and jumped on the other one and stabbed the pogo-stick into his chest and bowled like a howler monkey and all the other kids were in the corner hugging each other and shuddering and I ran out of the church and pogo-ed away but that girl was still following me on another pogo-stick that was left outside.