Last weekend me and that Gabe kid went to go like see a baseball game. We had to go like really far away and we had to ride in a car for like a thousand hours, but we lsitened to Korn, so it wasn't that bad.
When we got to our hotel me and Gabe sat outside with the car while his mom got room keys. After awhile, we called this guy that we knew named Bryan and we were all "You suck!" and Bryan was all "Screw you!" But then I found a diaper under a truck and we were all like "Cool!" and then we stared at it awhile until we got our room key.
We went to look for our room and we found a door that read "Door Number 307" and another door that was all "Door Number 309" so i was all like "WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE THE HELL IS OUR DOOR?!" and Gabe was all "Uhhhh..." and then I thought "Maybe it's in the middle like in Harry Potter." and I ran back to the truck with the diaper and I was all "I'M A SHERMAN TANK!!!" and I ran at the space between the doors. After I smashed into the wall and it didn't move, Gabe was all "Haha" and I was all "Owww".
So then we were all, "What now?" and then some japanese lady was all "Even room numbahs are on dah other side." And I was all "So?" And she was all "Your room is over there. And I was all "...Really?" And she was all, "YES! You should go there." And I was all "And then what?" And she was all "And then you put your card in the card slot and open the door." And I was all "And then what?" And she was all "And then you can watch T.V" And I was all "And then what?" And she was all BLARGH! and she went away.
So then we went and found our room and Gabe was trying to open the door with the card, but the door was all ACCESS DENIED...ACCESS DENIED...ACCESS DENIED... and Gabe was all GODDAMN YOU DOOR! and he kicked it like a bazillion times and then he was all "My foot hurts." And I was all "Give me that!" and I took the card from him and put it in the door and the door was all "ACCESS APPROVED" and I was all TRIBAL DANCE! and Gabe went inside and did a 5-star Frog Splash and he bounced and he fell on the other side of the bed. He was all moaning and stuff, because the bed had a wooden plank in the middle and it smashed his organs. A few seconds later, after I stopped caring, I started playing with the wires in the back of the T.v becuse it was all snowy and I couldn't see crap. Gabe was all "I think I broke my squeedly-spooch...." and I was all "Stupid T.V!"