I walked to the park today, and when I got there I looked over my shoulder and she was looking at me from behind a tree. Then a bunch of men in tight pants on bikes went by and I chased them until I caught one and pushed him into a tree and I stole his bike and that girl was now hiding behind a different closer tree so I got on the bike and rode far far away.
On the way to wherever I was going, I stopped at St. Wontelluppooo's Babtist Church because there was a bunch of kids outside on pogo-sticks. There were all like "AHA AHA We Are So COol!" and I was like "Pogo-sticks are LAME!" and I was all "You guys suck anyway" and I was all grab pogo-stick and this kid wearing black that had a nose ring was all "Woe is me" and "I am sooo Uber-Goth" and "I want to pogo soooo bad but I think it will ruin my gothness" so I was all HYPER-POGO on his face and he was all "GOD HATES ME!!!!!" and then god came out of the clouds and he was all "Most Extreme Excellant Pogo-ing Pogo-er!" "Keep on pogo-going!" and then he sneezed and a bunch of snow landed on that kid and he was all "Woe is me."
After a few minutes this guy that looked like the actor from American Pie comes out of the church and he was all "Its time to come in everyone so we can talk and stuff!" and I watched everyone go inside and then I looked around and that girl was still following me! She was lying down in the desert behind a bunch of yellow grass. So I was like "OH CRAP!" and I went inside.
Everyone was all staring at me...so I was like "What?" and they were all like "WELCOME! WELCOME! Come take a sit and be part of our happiness." And I was all like "um...no" then I looked outside and the grass with the girl behind it was slowly squiming towards the church so I closed the door and said "um...well okay." Then some guy gave me a chair and I sat down and the guy was all "Everyone Write Their Favorite Cartoon Character on this piece of paper and then tape it on someones back and we'll try and guess who's on our back! It will be so much fun!" :D
And I was all "This is gay" and I grabbed a slip of paper and a pen and wrote "Anal Consumer" on it and taped it on some fat girl's shirt and she was all "Can I put mine on your back?" and then she dropped her's on the ground underneath a chair and was all "OOPS! hold on let me get that paper..." and she started to bend over...and I was all "NO NO NO NO NO! LET ME GET IT!....for everyone's sake...." and I saw it and pretended not to see what it was and put it on my back. And she was all "Am I a boy?" and I was all "Yes." and then she was all "Am I a big star or a small star?" and I was all "Definitely big" and then she was all "Am I Mickey Mouse?" and I was all "Damn Woman! How did you ever figure it out?!" and I ripped the thing off her back before she saw it and threw it to the corner somewhere. and she was all "Ask me a question!" and I was all "Am I donald duck?" and she was all "Oh My God! You guessed it too! We have so much in common! Would you go out with me?" And I was all "NO WAY" and then I stared at her ....... then I smacked her in the face and then the teacher dude was all "Comeon its time for mass."