ups - universal penguin services ups is the elite special ops group for the penguin. u know what i mean right?
leader
pikachu... the ex-hitman began in the black market...until ups got into the picture...intimidating his business....he went to investigate...little did he know..what he would find...
members
blank... derived from a mental institution...he lives to hammer....often blurts out insane cliches as if he was a deadly ninja on a rampage...or something...
simon.... the house-cat...has a nervous twitch from the mind altering composition created in his mind..enhancing his brain...the sly spy....has a thing for explosives...since he's also the demolition's expert...
mark milbert... mark is the average guy....never believing in things like "the evil penguin"...little does he know...that he hacks for the penguin..
stitch... mobile enough to fit in the ups van...powerful enough to knock down doors..yeah! the insane stitch from the movie..where does the penguin find these weirdos?
equipment
upsvan.... they have to get around somehow and ups is the only way to go...mark drives like an insane maniac but we'll give him credit since all he hits are cats and rose bushes....those darned ups vans.....
hammer.... no one knows why blank carries a hammer around taunting random people....it's in his nature i suppose...when all is silent..and anyone could hear a pin drop....his hammer breaks the silence as it's hammering yet another nail into the ground...sad isn't it....
explosives... of course a cat looks good strapped with explosives and wearing shades as if he is the terminator himself...and there's no difference for simon....
computer.... yeah mark is a hacker...he needs a computer....it's hard to tell exactly what the speed is since we have never actually seen this computer the only thing we know for sure is it uses am unheard of phrostbyte coolant system...pure ice...which obviously means it has some serious processor speed....it's one nice uh..laptop....
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