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legend of the zaryne warhorse
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the legend of the zaryne warhorse supposedly began some time after the death of jaeven paine…jaeven paine, of course, created his legacy by unlocking some unknown power in living beings from a planet in the "unknown region"…by unknown region, they were most likely referring to my refrigerator…because no matter how many times i look in there…there's always something i've never seen before…is it a conspiracy? maybe…is it important to the story? hhmmm…makes you think…once he unlocked this unknown power he wrote a doctrine explaining his feat called the katesha doctrine…not his feet…which would make no sense at all...i mean who would write a doctrine about their feet? it just seems kind of awkward to me…can you tell that it's 7am? well i can…the bottom line is jaeven paine was lead by an unexplained force…some say he was possessed…others say he was insane…even others explain that he faked his death to become some kind of gypsy in the south regions of katesh…whatever it was, when he came back to katesh he killed himself because of an "unknown force", much like the "unknown region" or in other words "my fridge"…here we go to a spectator on the street to help with explaining just what has happened...probly not...but it just sounds good...
roo: this's roo from a current conspiracy do you mind answering a few questions?
toastyeggs: bahay bahay
roo: is that long for i don't mind?
roo: or is it short for i am not saying yes or no because i am really saying bahay bahay which means neither but really stands for get outta my im...or is it neither of these that i've provided..and if so check the other option and input your truue answer
toastyeggs: bahay bahay means down down
i just like to say it alot no im kinda busy right know
toastyeggs: now
roo: well thank you anyways if you'd still like to answer questions im me when you're not so busy and please visit us when you get time at www.acurrentconspiracy.com
toastyeggs: ok
well i guess that provided no help at all...is it too early in the morning for people or is it just my wrongness of iming people so early in the morning...asking about...crazy things...let's recap…jaeven paine creates unknown power in beings from the "unknown region" and then creates a doctrine called the katesha doctrine explaining he was led by the planet of katesh to study researching and then he came home to kill himself…make sense? who cares…however, the strange ending to the strange life ended with jaeven's supposedly last words claiming he was a desovios that would destroy katesh…the strange twist of fate that is jaeven's story…but this is not jaeven's story…the beginning of the zaryne doctrine began with the birth of zaryne paine…he grew up to realize that even though his grandfather was given much praise he had been mentally ill and killed himself babbling on about the blood of katesh…through the years zaryne began to resent his grandfather and the hideously slow researchers which studied the katesha doctrine…to help explain a little more about just how zaryne thought we goto a "prisoner" of the "prison where an inprisoned cow lives" for an interview...
aninprisonedcow: this's an inprisoned cow with acc and i'm coming to you straight from my inprisonment do you mind answering a few questions?
skater punk 1805: ok
aninprisonedcow: if your planet's people were researching something they would never find out would you be rebellious or continue on with the researching?
skater punk 1805: rebellious
there you have it! we have created a monster....well not really a monster...it's just a cow..i mean really...cows aren't dangerous or anything...back to an inprisoned cow since i just cut him off for no apparent reason...
aninprisonedcow: if an alien was hiding in your closet and you turned off your light and began to drift off to sleep but you slowly awoke to find that the alien was about to rip you to shreds what would you do?
skater punk 1805: go back to sleep
aninprisonedcow: so you'd die asleep instead of awake what if when you're asleep and die you burst into flames have you ever wondered that?
skater punk 1805: no
aninprisonedcow: what if when you burst into flames it catches the alien on fire wouldn't that be a fun sight to see?
skater punk 1805: ya
aninprisonedcow: what if you were the alien and you were just gettin a drink of water and you were like what's up with this guy sleepin in bed and u walk up and then he burst into flames and caught you on fire
aninprisonedcow: what would you do?
skater punk 1805: that would suc
skater punk 1805: i dont know
aninprisonedcow: i know what i would do
skater punk 1805: wat
aninprisonedcow: drink some pepsicoke and call it a day...
skater punk 1805: lol
aninprisonedcow: but that's just me...maybe i should drink milk instead since i'm so inprisoned in this cell...moo...moo darnit moo!
aninprisonedcow: well i guess i'll be off to lay in bed cause that's about all i got to say here - back to roo at acc hq
roo: thanks an inprisoned cow that was educational
umm does this have anything to do with the story?...yes! because it's about an alien....ooo got you there! you thought it made no sense when it really made...perfect sense...perfectly insane sense....yes...insane...he kept his peace for a while until he couldn't take it anymore…the vision zaryne had of katesh was definitely not this…he could foresee that they would never find such a power that jaeven taught of…his brain calculated it as the legend being false and the legacy of jaeven paine just to be an imaginative reason to kill himself and still live on to be remembered…it was too much for him…he began writing a doctrine of his own calling it the zaryne doctrine…in the beginning, he explained that they should drop the katesha doctrine and put his in its place stating reasons for why this would benefit katesh…it seemed like a solid doctrine to begin with…one which could have competed with his grandfather's…he began building a revolt…one in which could rival that of the katesha followers…he brought up 3 of the wisest prophets in his stand…he thought this would easily persuade everyone to follow him, but the researchers wouldn't listen…those pesky researchers…he became frustrated but kept writing his doctrine…the next thing that is written shocks us the most…it speaks of a horrible plague which came from the sky…he says it comes like a dark horse ridden by death…of course if i saw a dark horse ridden by death i wouldn't call it a plague i mean…i probly wouldn't even be writing a doctrine i'd be like screw this and leave…either that or pee my pants and cower in the corner hoping the big bad death rider wouldn't get me…but saying that i would say screw this and leave sounds much nicer…but then there's people on the street....who would say something else...that's why...i went to the streets to interview someone again!!!!!!!
roo: this's roo from a current conspiracy do you mind answering a few questions?
auto response from alienvisits:
je reviens ....
obviously alien in origin...it's almost as if it says...jaeven....sttrrannge coincidences....
alienvisits: yes
roo: you mind or you don't mind
alienvisits: don't mind
roo: if you were to see a plague come from the sky and destroy your whole planet would you describe this plague as being a "dark horse ridden by death" and if not what would you describe it as...
alienvisits: i would describe it as a black horse
roo: ah black horses are the good ones..so if you had any particular sense to chose from which would it be and it can be any of the so called 6th senses
alienvisits: sight
strange that he didn't pick up on when i said "black horses are the good ones" when i was actually refering to the plague! but of course that was due to my stupidity of saying it...maybe i should take up drinking coffee...or maybe i just shouldn't wake up this early...
roo: why sight?
alienvisits: because eyes are the window to the soul
alienvisits: is sight one the possible answer?
alienvisits: of*
roo: yeah cause it's a sense hehe
alienvisits: okay
of course when zaryne wrote the zaryne doctrine he could have described the horse by using the term "black horse" but i guess it just wasn't "black" enough to be a "black horse ridden by death" maybe death doesn't have a black horse..maybe it's just really dark and uncolored...or maybe death left it in his other pants...the horse i mean...the black one...luckily for us...instead of cowering...he wrote on to tell of how they escaped this plague of death…it reminds me of that pesky e-coli virus that's sent through e-mail…or something…e-mail, chicken…same thing…they say everything tastes like chicken anyway…so i'm sure if you ate an e-mail it would taste like chicken and give you e-coli…so eat an e-mail why don't you and get outta my hair about the darned e-coli which has nothing to do with the story! do you see e-coli coming like a dark horse?! i didn't think so…so why'd you bring it up?? punk…the plague washed over the whole planet but luckily for zaryne, he escaped with his men unharmed…why did he escape exactly....why didn't he just stay there and die like a dog in dark horseland...we go to a spectator to investigate...
roo: this's roo from a current conspiracy do you mind answering a few questions?
hobojim85: the person you are attempting to contact is not here right now
hehehehe they thought i was actually trying to contact the dead hahaha contacting the dead! get it!! get it!!! well i guess not the dead....just the person...that's not there right now....which of course translates to dead!!!!!! anyways...they're not really dead..i was just saying that...but obviously i was trying to contact hobo jim...85...which is anyone at the particular screen name...hi hobo jim!
roo: that's ok you can answer them i'm not really looking for anyone in particular
hehe...particular...like parts...of the dead!!!!!!! haahahahahaha i mean...ahem...away right now...heh...hehehe....
hobojim85: err...ok
take his advice for it...don't err in your oks....hehee...ok..no more waking up early for roo...
roo: if you were on a planet ridden with disease and filled with death and you had adequet means of transportation to escape would you escape or would you stay and rot?
hobojim85: escape...
hobojim85: err...i'm gonna go eat now...bye
gonna go eat...brains!!!! of the deaad!!!! cause it's like on that movie morning of the living dead where they all get shot before they even wake up...and then it rolls the credits...it's about 2 minutes long...it never made it to theatres...so take hobo jims advice...don't err in your i'm gonna go eat now...and always bye....ahem...bye...parts from the black market...parts of the dead!!!!!! i mean...away right now..people...ok so it's getting old...so what..
roo: thanks for your time
roo: www.acurrentconspiracy.com
well i guess we know why he escaped...cause the spectator said so....zaryne began becoming prideful in the fact that he escaped unharmed with his prophets and his men…he finished his doctrine which gave him even more power to do what he wished because the katesha doctrine was never finished…but katesha wouldn't fall to zaryne…they escaped zaryne's grasp even though he marked them as being the first to die…zaryne began destroying planet after planet until they were stopped by a great force…they began warring for many years with these beings and suddenly they were both destroyed…no one is for sure how they died…some suggest it was due to the wars…but i didn't ask you now did i?!? that's what i thought…the zaryne were powerful enough to have destroyed everything in their path…their leader smart enough to conquer nations…what made them end it all? what made them stop their battles? the world may never know…for now we can rest easy that the zaryne won't be coming to earth and blowing just that one person that happens to be you into a billion pieces…pieces that would be scattered around your room because you didn't realize that they could see in the dark when you read this…and that they were in your closet…hiding like a little spy just waiting for you to close your eyes so they could get their bony alien legs up and look at you with their giant eyes just before they rip you to shreds…well hope you all sleep well tonight…because i know i'll be sound asleep…dreaming of the peaceful katesh…being destroyed by the giant plague…sweet dreams…for later i'll be sound asleep but for now…this's roo…signing off…
roo
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