This one is by Wicket The Pant Conspiracy....
It is a well known fact that as we grown older, our pants seem to creep slowly up until it
covers almost half out belly. Some even can be seen wearing there pants almost to their
necks when they are in their very late 80's. As you can see your when you die, they will
just pull your pants over your head. Now my theory is that your pants, they want to eat your
brain. The smarter you are (hence nerds) the faster your pants move. Some people, like
nerds will die at a very young age seeing as their pants creep up twice as fast as most.
Though some people, like Britney Spears and Destiny's Child will never die for their pants
are actually cowering from their lack of brain power, slowly creeping off their ass and onto
the ground. Though most semi smart semi stupid people will casually let our pants envelope
us year by year until finally they eat us alive and our relatives look at us sitting with our
pants around our head. Now if this isn't the oddest thing you have ever heard!?
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