pillows, they're everywhere and every place, and now we're doomed =(
pillows are now as popular as the famed "blankets".......or are they?
pillows are an irrisistable entity of darkne...fluffyness....and have become a vital part in the bed's breakfa....the pillow's breakfast...a bed's not a bed without a pillow.....you get the picture.
or not. who cares....why don't you just take the bed out to dinner if you think it's so important... the insane obsession we have with pillows came clear
when we interviewed 10 people to find the average pillow per person...the staggering number is 4.3... 0.3 might not seem to be much of a pillow...but you'll soon see how important this 0.3 is...
the real threat behind this evil is albert einstein...yes the white man with the white afro...einstein style....if he wasn't an albino ice is colder than fire...yes there are many mysteries in life....but this one...is still unsolved..we went into the a current conspiracy archives to see just how far back the evil pillows go...in them we found a book written and published by albert einstein himself...he made many of these books that no one read but this seems to be the weirdest...yes even weirder than the "if you shoot me i'll use the energy you used to shoot me and put the bullet back in the gun like it never fired" theory...in the book it explains how he used quantum,
and sub-atomic physics to create a wave called the "alwave"
yes, it might sound like always..but maybe it was meant to be we never know with that accent of his... his intentions were to modify the structure of a pillow at the sub-atomic level into that of a marshmallow...the transformation worked perfectly...the pillow was as fluffy as a marshmallow...unfortunately there was a side effect..the molecules disentigrated.
einstein was heartbroken as he watched the pillow slowly turn back into a normal pillow he started to walk back to his notes before he heard a slow breathing and then a low growl.
he wrote that he saw the pillow open it's eyes..literally as his fangs grew out of it's mouth...einstein was amazed until the pillow tried to attack him..luckily he had a pair of scissors and stabbed the pillow as he watched the very essence of matter itself disentigrate into nothingness....he wrote on to tell that the alwave creates monsters...or is it we always create monsters...will we ever know?
well we do know one thing...this conspiracy's not over....
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