blank started out as a role model son...parents who gave him every little detail to add to his life...they even told him exactly how to dress to prove that they were good parents to everyone else...even when he was nineteen graduated from high school he was still living at home....it was a glorious time for his parents...to realize that every detail in their sons life was great...some mishaps here and there but all in all they were proud of him....they even bought him a graduation present...
it was for his brain power...they gave him a kit...it contained a block of wood with shapes cut out...each neatly sanded down and polished....it also came with the missing pieces...the circle easily fit into the circle and the square easily fit into the square...but it was to prove to their son that opposites...do not attract...thoroughly believing that they did..blank picked up the blocks and set them into the wrong places...amazed how they would not even dare attract he began to taunt them "you are prejudice for not wanting to attract...that is a perfect circle!! that is a great looking square!! attract! attract!!" he was soon angry and deranged! he went to his toy bin that he cherished so dearly and got his toy hammer...it came with a zylaphone set but he never used that anymore...so childish...he started bashing those bad boys in the holes...but neither budged...such a prejudice world we live in...he thought..then he ran and got his fathers hammer slamming it in...still...lots of bumps but neither budged...blank darted outside and grabbed a package of nails "now you will pay!!!!!!" he screamed as he nailed in five or six nails in each and began running through the house realizing he had killed the blocks and began nailing into the walls of his house...spelling out phrases with the nails...
when the police arrived they saw "i killed them...i killed them all..." of course the parents thought he misspelled them....they thought this insane maniac meant him...him all....combing the city to find this brutally psychotic freak led them to find many places where nails had been hammered so brutally...they had never seen so many nails in one section...nails..nailed into nails...it was a painful sight to see....his parents were out driving...the 20th birthday..the so called "nail man" had still not been caught...named after "mail man"...if you had not previously assumed...everyone thought it was bob the mailman...go figure...stumbled upon a grave discovery...they found their son...unfortunately he was the famed "nail man"...they discovered him nailing into an elderly home...the low of his life....
they took him to counsiling...but nothing helped...he just wanted to hammer...hammer everything...finally they had no other choice but hypnosis...the doctor told his family that he would just erase the hammer from his mind...as if he had never hammered at all...somehow...the hypnosis didn't touch his brain at all..he just slipped under deeper...hiding his past beneath his surface..the doctor decided to change something in his conscience mind instead...he told him every time he thinks of hammering he will automatically replace it with a random phrase....it worked...every time he would think of hammering a new random phrase would come out faster than the speed of light...he would talk calmly as if nothing was wrong but suddenly burst into a phrase such as "my mommy wears aprons" it was a crazy sight to see...soon it was all he would say...every time he would speak...random phrase..the speed of light...
the next christmas turned to a tragedy...opening presents here...there...until blank got a special gift wrapped from an uncle...he unwrapped it with joy in his face! until he saw what it was...a hammer...his eye twitched and he began to hunch over as if he had transformed into dr jeckel...he picked this hammer up..and started to hit walls...chairs..tables...screaming random phrases...it was over...he'd run to his last end...after this fiasco he was sent to court..when tried he couldn't even swear in...they automatically sent him into the mental institution to wait out his sentances...with no hammer....it just goes to show...no matter how "good" you are at parenting...your kids could still go to the penguin side..this's roo...and neo...signing off..
roo & neo
