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WASSALAM...
03
OGOS 2005
ASSALAMUALAIKUM...
Test your eyes
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every "
F"
in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
...................... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE
6
-- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied
for several minutes..!
Hehehe... Saya just dapat cari EMPAT ja
mula-mula. Dalam tu tulih 4 kira luar biasa. Hehehe... Apa pun jujurlah pada
diri sendiri dalam melakukan ujian ni ;)
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WASSALAM...
02
OGOS 2005
ASSALAMUALAIKUM...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan
that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s"
will replace the soft
"c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants
jump with joy. The hard "c"
will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph"
will be replaced with
"f". This will make words like fotograf 20%
shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
"e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with
"z" and
"w" with
"v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary
"o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten
styl.
Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze
drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
(There will be no more difficulties and everyone will find to understand each
other. The dream of united europe will finally come true)
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst
plas. (And after the fifth year, we
will all be speaking German like they wanted in the first place)
Who's clever??
German @ English?????
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl (try to
understand the words yourselves.... then you will understand german.. ahakssss)
Siapa yang lagi terer? Hehehe...
Fikir-fikirkanlah...
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WASSALAM...
01
OGOS 2005
ASSALAMUALAIKUM...
Badminton
Sudirman Cup: Smashes landing at 332kph on Beijing courts
BEIJING, May 13
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Badminton can
firmly stake its claim to be the world’s fastest racquet sport, with smashes
reaching speeds of up to 332kph so far at testing during the Sudirman Cup in
Beijing.
The
International Badminton Federation are conducting speed trials for the first
time at one of their major events, with microwave sensors recording the
speed of smashes on the main court at the world mixed team championships.
Chinese doubles star Fu Haifeng has recorded the fastest smash of 332kph so
far, while world No 2 Kenneth Jonassen of Denmark has recorded the fastest
smash for a singles player at 298kph.
And with women’s singles shuttler Huang Sui hitting at 257kph, tennis star
Andy Roddick’s world-record serve of 246kph is some way off badminton’s
blistering pace.
“The speed and agility of these athletes is just amazing,” said Alex
Loccisano, whose Melbourne-based company is providing the specialist sensors
and software, which have also been used at major cricket and tennis events.
“Badminton can certainly consider itself to be the world’s fastest racket
sport, and at this rate, will force this speed testing technology to move
forward pretty quickly in order to keep up.”
The equipment is currently only able to record speeds of up to around
350kph, so today’s star shuttlers are already pushing the limits.
The biennial Sudirman Cup, currently in its ninth edition, ends on Sunday.
China are favourites to win back the title they lost to South Korea two
years ago. – AFP |
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01 JULAI-31 JULAI 2005
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