Ok, people..I need to know which caption(s) you liked best along with the name or nickname you'd like me to use for you, as well as your whereabouts. Any comments (positive or negative) will also be posted. So..please, I need your co-operation if this page is to amount to anything. Simply fill out the form (click on the word "form") provided on this page. Thanks! I put countless hours into creating these pages, so if you enjoy the results, spare a couple of minutes to respond.
If you're unsure which photo one of the favourites is referring to, scrolling down to the form on this page might jog your memory.
Rick (Ontario): I like a lot of them, but my absolute personal favourites are: 2b (midget wrestler); 7b (one ball, right pocket); 10 (Godzilla); 17a (donkey-a-pult); 25 (cock in public); 26 (turtles); 28 (Christmas Prick); and 34a (head stone). But I'm weird. You already knew that much.
Candy (Michigan): 7b (hokey pokey); 17c (get out of the cart); 25 (cock in public); 32 (mounting horse); and 34c (hard as a rock).
Kim (aka Shorti) (Connecticut): 19a (Chicken Run); 22a,b and c collectively (make-up, dangling, Canada election); 24a (Hollow Man); 26 (turtles); 28 (Christmas Prick); 29a and c (sniper, Hillary's booger); and 31a,b and c collectively (hung in L'ouvre, condiment dispensers, foot long). "Oh my goodness, they are hilarious!"
Dirtweed (Texas): 16 (pussy) "I like the way you used Papi's wife's photo and added the photo caption he wouldn't let you use. I think I'll let him know about it right now. This should be interesting."
Papi (Texas): re:16 (pussy) "It has been brought to my attention that your computer has performed an illegal action. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid"
Megan (Missouri): 10 (Godzilla); 17a (donkey-a-pult); 20 (Ozzy); 25 (cock in public); and 34c (hard as rock).
Janine (New York): "I loved your captions. My favorite was the little boy with the cereal! 3 (colostomy bag) That was great!"
John (aka slinky) (Ontario): "I guess my selections show the level of my humour but what the heck… Thanks for the laugh, man!!!! It is nice to see you are making productive use of your time on the Internet!!!!" 3 (colostomy bag); 7b (one ball, right pocket); 22c (Canada election); 25 (cock in public); 26 (turtles); and 29b (intern candidate).
Sandy (Ontario): "OK. You asked for it....here it is...........my favourites:" 7d (hokey pokey); 26 (turtles); and 32 (mounting horse). "Pretty interesting stuff there. Thanks, Rick."
Nitin (United Arab Emirates): "Captions I liked:" 6a (Santa's rolodex); 8 (sperm retreat); 11 (casino-wrong slot); 14 (Monica's talent); 22c (Canada election); 27b (crappy new year); 29c (Hillary's booger); 33c (playing for the Spoils); and 34b (sorry, Bill).
Nikki (North Carolina): 6b (Santa has a wet dream); 7b (one ball, right pocket); 14 (Monica's talent); 17b (feel like an ass); 26 (turtles); 29c (Hillary's booger); and 31c (foot long).
Yvon (Ontario): 6b (Santa has a wet dream); 11 (casino-wrong slot); 27c (noise-maker); and 31a (hung in L'ouvre).
Judi (Ohio): 1 (chia pets); 6 (Santa, unspecified caption); and 7c (Houston, we have liftoff). "hehe You are crazy."
Ellen (Washington): "Number 2b (magician) is my favorite; then 32 (mounting horse); and 17a (donkey-a-pult). And I liked 28 (Christmas Prick); and 7a and d (gonads, hokey pokey) also. I just thought the hokey pokey one was too funny!"
Goober (Texas): "I liked all of yours. I especially liked 29a (sniper)."
Lanza (Texas): 5 (Milli Vanilli) "I'm a child of the 80s after all"; 10 (Godzilla) "Gawrdzirra!!"; 16 (pussy) "I have to say the one that made me laugh the hardest is the woman with the (ahem) cat. Isn't that the caption that was banned in South Central Texas and caused that horrible scandal in Papi's neighborhood? Bwahahahahahaaa! You're a brave, brave man!"; and 33a,b and c (back to the showers, dropsies, playing for the Spoils) "They're all pretty funny."
Deborah (England): "I liked 28 (Christmas Prick); 29a,b and c (sniper, intern interview, Hillary's booger) (I liked all three, but if I had to choose one, I guess it’s the one that sends you to hell!); and 30 (tree soccer) the best. (No, that wasn’t the only page I read… you know what it’s like… crap captions for ages then 3 good ones come along at once!)
Allison (Ontario): "I checked out your captions page (finally) and couldn't stop laughing. I especially loved the Hillary Clinton sniper 29a (sniper) caption....that's classic :)"
Maureen (Ontario): "You didn't mention it would take ten hours to look at your "captions" - maybe it's the nurse in me but the kid and colostomy is the best 3 (colostomy bag); followed by the cute little turtles 26 (turtles). The sperm 8 (sperm retreat); crappy new year 27b (crappy new year); and the flying ass 17a and b (donkey-a-pult, feel like an ass) are all pretty good too. Just wait till I tell mom and dad what you've been doing!!!"
Tamara (British Columbia): "Ummm...3 (colostomy bag) is kinda funny; 6b (Santa has a wet dream), that's funny; 12a (spelling bee), that's kinda funny too; 17a (donkey-a-pult), that's good; 25 (cock in public) is funny; and 27a (out with the old)...that's good."
Vicki (New Jersey): "My faves are: 1 (chia pets); 2a,b and c (midget wrestler, magician, bite me); 6a and b (Santa's rolodex, Santa has a wet dream); 7a,b,c, and d (gonads, one ball, right pocket, Houston, we have liftoff, hokey pokey); 14 (Monica's talent); 28 (Christmas Prick); 29a,b and c (sniper, intern candidate, Hillary's booger); 31a,b and c (hung in L'ouvre, condiment dispensers, foot long); 32 (mounting horse); and 34a,b,c, and d (head stone, wind blows, hard as a rock, stone cold). They are all really funny! I really am enjoying all of them"
Bianca (Saskatchewan): "Heheheh, your captions are funny. A few i liked: 2b (magician); 3 (colostomy bag); 5 (invisible sheep); 6b (Santa has a wet dream); 7d (hokey pokey); 8 (sperm retreat); 14 (Monica's talent); 17a (donkey-a-pult); 20 (Ozzy) cuz Ozzy is da man!; 26 (turtles); 29a (sniper); and 34b (wind blows). Yup."
Dan (Ontario):2b (magician); 5 (invisible sheep); 7a (gonads); 9b (Madonna sucking); 14 (Monica's talent); 15 (Stick-Um); 25 (cock in public); 27c (crappy new year); 31a and c (hung in L'ouvre, footlong).
Wendy (Ontario): 2b (magician); 4c (Alzheimer's advantage); 7d (hokey pokey); 17b (feel like an ass); 19a (Chicken Run); 27c (crappy new year); 31a (hung in L'ouvre); 32 (mounting horse); 33a (back to the showers); 34a and c (head stone, hard as rock).
Melissa (Illinois): 7d (hokey pokey); 8 (sperm retreat); and 25 (cock in public). "#25 "Cock Showing in Public" I have to admit I didn't notice the fowl at first and when I did I shot Pepsi out my nose! Thanks Rick! And even though I could never know what something like that would feel like...#7 made me cringe!"
Jessica (Kansas): 2b (magician); 7b and d (magician, hokey pokey); 8 (sperm retreat); 12a (spelling bee); 16 (pussy); 17b (feel like an ass); 19a (Chicken Run); 23 (little boys' tools); 25 (cock in public); 29b (intern candidate); and 32 (mounting horse).
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