Kooky Kaptions (4)

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"Have you seen my pussy?"

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The rebels unleashed their latest weapon to try to turn the tide in the civil war in Bogwakalokistan, the donkey-a-pult. Apparently they still have a few bugs to work out. "Boy, do I feel like an ass." "Get out of the cart, Megan. You'll have to find another way to sneak across the border."

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When you run the Akron Symphony Orchestra, you can't exactly take grooming into consideration when selecting a conductor.

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The cast banquet for the move Chicken Run was not the gala the film's stars had in mind when they ended up as the main entree. Sickened by pasta, Clint Eastwood decided to film his low budget sequel to Hang 'Em High in Kentucky. Unfortunately it laid an egg at the box office. (Hey, if he can make spaghetti westerns, can't he make chicken westerns too?)

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In a desperation move to try to shore up an ineffective pass rush, the Cincinnati Bengals drafted Ozzy Osbourne, based on a tip from the general manager's fifteen year old son that "Ozzy kicks ass!"

Photo #16-The caption that Papi wouldn't post in his contest. I just don't understand. His wife, Chante, is proudly displaying her friend in a cat costume, is she not? Sheesh. Papiyah Mazybolton is p-whipped! Ha! Ha! It's my homepage..you can't silence me any longer! Har!

Photo #17
   Caption #3-honour of the person responsible for digging up most of the images seen here. This is the way I show my appreciation. heh

Photo #19
   Caption #2-Some Clint Eastwood films were shot in Italy-hence the phrase "spaghetti western."