Kooky Kaptions (5)

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  • "You are getting very sleepy..very, very sleepy. You will awaken at the sound of me sighing contentedly. Now, lick my balls quickly, before I go crazy, you stupid human. Then take this damn thing off of me!"


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Scenes from the Florida election:
  • "I'm sorry Miss Harris. You'll have to do this news conference without make-up. Between you and Al Gore, you've depleted the entire world's supply."

  • "Look at this, Katherine. Someone's poked a hole through Florida. Sloppy work at that. They've left a piece dangling. It must have been a democrat."

  • "To the north is an idyllic country called Canada. They are governed by an efficiently run democracy that gets same day election results without controversy."


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  • "Don't mind me. I enjoy playing with little boys' tools."


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  • In an alternate conclusion to Hollow Man, a beach-goer confidently applies a figure four leg lock to the stunned villain and makes him say "uncle" as well as promise to apologize for being bad. A disgruntled audience, taking advantage of Kevin Bacon's predicament, demanded he refund their money before being set free. No compensation could ever make up for their wasted two hours however.

  • David Hasselhoff's stunt double awaits his next love scene on the set of Baywatch.


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  • Does anyone know a subtle way to tell someone that their cock is showing in public?


Photo #22-The woman in the photo is Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris..who became a highly public figure during the 2000 election scandal.
   Caption #1-She apparently went to the Tammy Faye Baker school of make-up application.
   Caption #2-A hanging or dangling chad reference, in case you slept through the latter part of 2000.

Photo #25-In case you can't quite make it out..there's something foul, not obscene sticking out of the robe.

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