There should be no discriminatory or offensive material on your site.
There should be no heavy construction going on.
There has to be a reason I'm at this page-would you give it an award?
There should not be a bunch of dead links.
You must link my page to my award on your site.
Thou shall not be a poor loser if thou doth not win my award.
Thou may reapply if you make improvements on your site after you fail to
Rick has the final say in all matters and holds the right to revoke his
award if your site fails to live up to reasonable standards. This is not
censorship, but it's my name on the award, and I don't want my name associated
with certain things, ok?
There are two different awards. If you win, you can decide which one
you'd like to post on your site. Don't even think of stealing one. If I find out
someone is displaying my award who is not a certified recipient, I will dedicate
a page that derides said person and their site without mercy in the Wee and
Desperate Losers Hall of Shame. You don't want that dishonour. Trust me. All official winners are posted on my "Winners" page.
If you are allergic to forms or if filling them out is against your
religious convictions, you can fill out the pertinent info and send it via
e-mail to the address found at the e-mail link near the bottom of this page. Or send it to any address that
you like, although the recipient might wonder what the heck you're
I'm a sports fan and I've created a page where I have some fun with the names of athletes, and poked fun at some athletes themselves. I don't think you have to even like sports to get enjoyment out of the results.