My Very Own Award For You To Win

I've been a bad, bad, bad boy!

The Law According To Rick

There are two different awards. If you win, you can decide which one you'd like to post on your site. Don't even think of stealing one. If I find out someone is displaying my award who is not a certified recipient, I will dedicate a page that derides said person and their site without mercy in the Wee and Desperate Losers Hall of Shame. You don't want that dishonour. Trust me. All official winners are posted on my "Winners" page.

Award # OneAward # Two
Pick me! Pick me!
Pick me! Pick me!
Award # ThreeAward # Four
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Award # FiveAward # Six
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Pick my nose!

A big thank you goes out to Dr. Mike for designing awards one and two. Awards three through six were graciously designed by Cigal. Click here to visit this talented artist's website. (I'm only acknowledging her because she threatened to hire thugs to take me out if I refused.) All awards are copyrighted and the under the sole ownership of Rick's Psycho Ward ™ Inc. Any copying or redistribution thereof without the express written permission of Rick or Rick's Psycho Ward ™ Inc. is subject to a swift kick in the ass. Rick's Padded Cell Award 1999©

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Click here to see Kooky Kaptions. Rated PG. There, that should keep the kids away.

We all know e-mail can be a pain. I have a solution if you just don't have the time. You've heard of prefabricated housing, but now there's RICK'S PREFABRICATED E-MAIL.

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I've created a page on which to unleash crazy things that pop into my head. I call it Psycho Babbling. I plan to add to it over time as future madness strikes. So please click on the link below.

Psycho Babbling

I've come up with my very own get rich scheme. Doesn't everyone have one? Buying lottery tickets just isn't panning out. So please click on the link below.

Click here to see my plea to stupid people

I came up my own tv spoilers for unaired episodes (episodes that should have been). Click on the link to see something I like to call TV MISGUIDED

Regis and Kelly agreed to interview me, asking an assortment of questions pulled from those pesky e-mail surveys that you're probably familiar with.

Click here to see a transcript of my appearance on Live With Regis and Kelly

I'm a sports fan and I've created a page where I have some fun with the names of athletes, and poked fun at some athletes themselves. I don't think you have to even like sports to get enjoyment out of the results.

Click here to see me Goofing On Sports

They're coming to take me away, HA HA! HEE HEE! HO HO!


=Knock, knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Open up, madam foot's caught in the door!! (old joke)Click on the door to go to "Rick's Padded Cell" (about me page)


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