Kooky Kaptions (7)

-31-

"More than just paintings appear to be hung here in the L'ouvre." "Those sure are interesting condiment dispensers they have here." "I dunno, Phyllis. I suddenly have a craving for a foot long. Why do you suppose that is?"

-32-

"That's not what they meant by mounting me, you idiot!"

-33-

During a poor practice, coach wasn't too far from the mark when he sent his quarterback to the showers early for having his head up his ass. It's bad enough to suffer a case of the dropsies in a football game. But when they carry into the shower, it can cause lasting psychological effects. It's tough to lose a game since they coined they phrase ,"To the victors go the spoils." Especially when the opposition takes it literally, and you play for the Spoils.

-34-

Bill: "Do you fellas know where a guy can find a "head" stone around here?" Abe: "Sorry, Bill. The only thing that blows around here is the wind." Bill: "Yee haw! I'm as hard as a rock all day long!" Bill: "Gosh, now I'm stone cold like Hillary."

Photo #34-News flash: Bill Clinton hasn't really been added to Mount Rushmore.