Kooky Kaptions (2)

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  • Nice girls come and nice girls go, but it's the naughty ones that Santa keeps in his Rolodex for future reference.

  • Santa has a wet dream.

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  • "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

  • "One ball in the right pocket."

  • "Houston, we have liftoff."

  • "You put your right foot in. You take your right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about."

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  • "Retreat! We're in some guy's butt!"

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  • Telltale signs of how Madonna managed to forge her way to the top of the music industry have begun to surface in recent years.

  • Here, Madonna reveals that she is capable of sucking both literally and figuratively at the same time.

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  • Godzilla visits a titty bar.

Photo #7
   Caption #1-A play on a famous soccer announcer's long, drawn out call of the word goal when someone scores. If you're unsure what gonads are, take a look at the picture and take a wild guess.
   Caption #3-A new way to play pocket pool.
   Caption #4-It's the Hokey Pokey. Duh! That's what it's all about.

Photo #9
   Caption #1-If you don't know what I'm talking about, ask yo mama.

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