Kooky Kaptions (6)

-26-

"Now that's what I call coming out of your shell!"

-27-

Out with the old. *flush* In with the new. Crappy New Year? "Somebody please tell me that was a noise-maker."

-28-

In an effort to cash in on the box office success of The Grinch, Disney rushed into production of their own yuletide scrooge tale featuring their own villain, "The Christmas Prick".

-29-

A photo op for Hillary: "There's a sniper up there in the rafters with his sights focused on the back of your skull. Now give me a hug and smile for the camera, you little bitch!" Hillary interviews Bill's new intern candidates: "You appear to be just the right height for the job. What do you think about cigars?" (Yes, I'll go to hell for this one.) "Please let go of me, scary lady. I don't want to see your booger."

-30-

Tree soccer just isn't catching on very fast.

Photo #29-It's Senator Hillary Clinton. Her husband is famous for being president..among other things.