Why twelve, you ask? Well, Letterman has ten. I don't want to be associated with him-he used to be funny and have an edge. How the mighty fall. Why not eleven? I have an aversion to twin digits, ok? Why not thirteen? Sure, you'd like that! Haven't you ever heard of triskaidekaphobia? Do you want me to break my neck or something? Don't answer! So, it's twelve, ok?
Ultra-Sense-Surround only seems to work during earthquakes, so you may want to consider a move to San Francisco and acquiring a laptop in case of power failure. Ultra-3-D requires a pair of 3-D glasses. Those alone accomplish nothing. Just slap yourself upside the head repeatedly for the desired effect. Works for me!
I'm working on an Ultra-Scratch-and-Sniff feature. Be thankful that I still have a few bugs to work out yet!
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Well, it seems the wonderful hosts of my web polls neglected to tell me that they stopped calculating results and were no longer displaying them. Thank you so much Free Polls and Quizlet! No, I really mean it. Luckily, I saved the results in November 2001, so all was not lost. The polls are still active, so please use the handy form below to send your answers to me, and I’ll update the response page ASAP. Please participate. All answers are confidential. No, really..I mean it this time! |
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