Kooky Kaptions (1)

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On the next Jerry Springer: When chia pets go horribly awry.

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"Come out and fight fair, you damn midget wrestler!" "I didn't say I was a good magician. I don't know how to make them reappear." "Next time choose a wiser retort than, 'Bite me' from your vocabulary while you're in a supine position."

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"Where did you empty grandma's colostomy bag, mom?"

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"In hindsight, Monicagate shouldn't have come as such a shock. I got it straight from the horse's mouth that her mother was Deep Throat." "Hands off! Quit pretending you've searching for jellybeans in my pocket." "Having Alzheimer's does have some advantages. At least I don't wake up frightened knowing just who we're endorsing for the presidency."

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"Hey, Rob! These invisible sheep are neat!" "Yeah, Fab. They're just as invisible as us since we were revealed as a couple of frauds."

*Photo #3-If you don't know what a colostomy bag is, you're better off not knowing.

*Photo #4-The trio pictured is George Bush, Sr., Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford at the 2000 Republican Convention.
    Caption #1-Deep Throat was a figure involved in the Watergate scandal whose identity remains unknown.
    Caption #2-The Gipper is known to love his jelly beans.
    Caption #3-The man being endorsed was George (Duh-Bull-Ya) Bush.

*Photo #5-The not very dynamic duo pictured is Milli Vanilli.