OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the truth

Juile: We're celebrating my new position.
Sandy: I'm not gonna touch that one.

Oliver: She's gonna get a restraining order against you.
Ryan: Really, what's that like?

Ryan: I got suspended.
Julie: So who'd you punch this time? Dr. Kim?

Julie: Really? The boy who lives in the pool house is warning me about the boy who lives in the penthouse?

Seth: Well, it's a good story Ryan. It's the tell of two young men who couldn't be more different but they learn to overcome their differences, they team up, and essentially become brothers, not unlike you and me. Except that I blew it.
Ryan: It's OK.
Seth: No it's not. Ever since the day you got here you have totally had my back. I just, I promise you, from now on, I will never fail you again. I am so sorry.

Anna: Is Ryan ok? Seth: Yeah, it was Oliver that got punched in the face.

Seth: You don't think that's a little crazy?
Luke: Dude, have you met Oliver?

Anna: So I guess you and mrs cohen have a lot in common
Sandy: Sure sure, we both love...uhh....seth

Marissa: That's what Ryan does. He punches people. He doesn't talk to them.

Summer: Woh, Coop. So that means that we're both single now. Which...ROCKS?

Julie: Wait till you see your furniture, kiki. It's very fresh, danish, helllloooo.

Seth: You don't think that's a little crazy?
Luke: Have you met Oliver?

Seth: You know how excited I get turning people on to comics.
Anna: I know how excited you get turning Summer on.