OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

Episode notes

Summer says that maybe she'll put a dead frog in Seth's X-Men underoos. In real life Adam put a dead frog in one of Rachel's bday presents. It was from the dissecting scene in "The Heights", and she didn't find it until later on that day.

When Sandy says "You don't play golf, you don't spa. What do you do?" to Ryan, he's paraphrasing the lyrics of the song "Goody Two Shoes" by British singer Adam Ant ("You don't drink, don't smoke. What do you do?").

The teens are watching Enrique Iglesias's video "Addicted" which Mischa starred in.

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Ryan: I don't play golf.
Seth: Not true, buddy! You don't play golf very well.

Anna [to Seth]: How come when she says 'friends' it sounds like a threat?

Anna [to Seth]: Looks like Summer's not the only one whose lost their balls.

Hailey: Julie, your hair.
Julie: Hailey, you're here.

Ryan: I don't do nice and easy.
Sandy: Then what do you do?
Seth: Yes Ryan, what do you do besides punches and musicals?

Seth: Oh, dinner at six, in bed by eight. Anna, my old Jewish man is very happy right now.

Seth: Okay, they can put a man on the moon, correct? And they can’t serve Egg McMuffin past 10:30 a.m.? Can’t figure it out. Doesn’t make sense!

Sandy [to Kirsten]: Oh, God. The ugly Americans are coming home back. So when's your father and Julie coming in?

Summer: I was just trying add a little culture to our lives.
Seth: The audio version of the 'Da Vinci Code' is not my idea of culture.
Summer: But it's a true story!

Seth: Do you know how tall smurfs are?
Anna: No, how tall
Seth: Three apples high.

Seth: Did you rob a liquor store, Luke?
Luke: Cohen, you can't play golf without a buzz on.
Seth: Hey, good tip Bagger Vance.

Caleb: How is she? How's she looking? Too thin?
Kirsten: Oh, she looks good. He spirits are high.
Caleb: She's high?
Kirsten: No, her spirits. Her mood. She's up.
Caleb: So, she's on uppers.
Kirsten: She seems... balanced.

Seth [to Anna]: If the orthopedic shoe fits.

Seth [to Summer]: I'm not weak, just delicate.

Summer: What are you? Like 70?
Seth: On the inside yes.

Luke hits on Summer
Summer: (laughs) Oh my God, ew. Oh, God, I'm sorry, Luke. You're cute and everything, but there's just no way.
Luke: No worries.

Seth: He is very good with the ladies.
Sandy: He's very good with the ladies.
Ryan: He's standing right here holding a golf club.
Sandy: Yeah, but you don't know how to use it.

Summer: I was being sarcastic.
Marissa: So was I.
Summer: Which we never were before Cohen showed up and introduced us to irony. Jackass.