OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

Episode notes
ROONEY!!!!!

*I love Rooney. i was a big fan from waay back, when I first heard that Michael Carmine (Schwartzman...whatever last name he is going by nowadays) was in Princess Diaries. I will remain a fan, but it was like they went on O.C. and now I have to deal with all these sceaming little ones who only like them cause they were on the o.c. Everyone has to deal with this whenever their band goes mainstream...even tho Rooney isn't 'mainstream-mainstream' oh whatever... i'm just an old lady babbling...

the thirdwheel

Sandy: Now, get going. Your mother and I want some time alone.
Seth: Hey, there's a visual that I don't want to take with me tonight.
Sandy: Well, son, your mom's a hottie and I got her.

Sandy: Anyone going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it'd be a lame rock concert.

Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less. Ryan: Yeah. Mine, too.

Seth to Ryan: You forgot your balls.

Hailey: I'm broke and sleeping at my sister's.
Jimmy: I'm broke and my wife is sleeping with your father.

Luke: Hey Cohen check out the instant replay I broke that bitch in half!
Seth: Luke has a gay dad, Luke has a gay dad. Wow that's great buddy!

Marissa: Have we become one of those couples?
Ryan: Who lose all their friends?
Marissa: And can't do anything without each other?
Ryan: I don't think so. Do you think so?

Ryan: Just keep twisting the knife, feels good!

Kirsten: She's got nowhere else to go.
Ryan: That's because all of her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the language.
Sandy: Why? I want to kick her ass.

Seth: Okay, here's the thing, um...Anna and I have decided to take it to the next level and I need some advice.
Ryan: You're going to have sex.
Seth: No, but that's a good idea, though.

Ryan: You're a coward.
Seth: Am I? Or am I just too sensitive to the feelings of others?

Sandy (to Kirsten): She's cluttering up the TiVo. A clear TiVo is a clear mind.

Summer: Well, Anna, I have to say that Rose never would’ve pulled that New Year’s stunt on Blanche. Although Blanche would’ve done it to Rose, so…

[Luke singing in background]
Oliver: So Luke...
Seth: Yeah we don’t let him out much.

Luke: Which's one's Rooney?
Marissa: They're ALL Rooney.

Seth: to a singing Luke Hey man, you know who sings this song?
Luke: Rooney!!!
Seth: Yeah. And it should stay that way.