OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the telenova

Kirsten: I sense sarcasm.
Seth: Well, you're perceptive, mother.

Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical when I was in college.
Kirsten: Oh, please, someone stop him before he breaks into "Greased Lightening."
Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!

Caleb: OH God what is that? Sandy: It's my mother's meatloaf.
Caleb: Oh God your mother's here?
Sandy: No but her recipe is... do you want some?
Caleb: No! I think your mother's meatloaf just made me become a vegetarian.

Jimmy: Who would have thought? You spent your whole life trying to be rich and married and the one thing that makes you happy is being single and poor.

Seth: Over-exposure, its a major source of conflict in a relationship. Summerith, Sethimer? You understand what I'm saying?
Ryan: No no, but that's normal.

Julie: Is this a booty call?
Caleb: What's a boo-tee call?
Julie: It's when you show up at night, unannounced. No apologies. No compliments. No comitments. Just some crappy mini-carns from Ralph's. And the very mistaken idea that I might just want to [closes door]
Caleb: I guess it was a booty call.

Marissa: What I lack in nunchucks I make up for in sabre

Summer: Do you need to stretch so you don't pull a hammy? Or are you ready for your workout?

Summer: I've had enough cohen.
Seth: I left your house 2 hours ago.
Summer: Yeah, well it feels like 4.

Luke: Hey Mrs...
Julie: Do not say my name outloud. Come to the motel, park across the street then walk. I'll get the same room. Knock twice so I know it's you. And Luke, this is a booty call.

Kirsten: Dinner's ready, slaved over hot takeout containers...

Seth: A triangle's not a friendly shape ... it's a point, it has sharp edges ... triangles hurt people...

Seth: That would actually make that romantic triangle more of a romantic rhombus...

Seth: Victor, the guy with the moustache.

Kirsten: He's a consultant
Sandy: Could you be please be a little more vague?
Kirsten: He knows people.
Sandy: You did it. That was more vague.

Julie: Luke, I'm Marissa's mother. You're a student at this school. We can't do this.
Luke: You mean, it's over?
Julie: No I mean in the hallway. I'll see you tonight.

Luke: Good bye mrs cooper...and mr cooper. I'll see you...both

Theresa: Ooh the ninja game...you're dead.

Summer: I just don't know why he likes me.

Seth: Brad, dude I didn't recognize you out of the speedo. Not that I recognize you in a speedo.

Brad: We're having a fundraiser for the team. A kissing booth. I'm gonna be the guy, and we need a girl who's comfortable getting paid to make out with a bunch of guys. Naturally, I thought of you.
Summer: (flattered) Really? You thought of me? Totally. Why not?

Summer: Sure we're this week's hottest couple and then world gets sick of it. The shopping sprees, the strip clubs, the people turn against us. Okay. How many juicy sweatsuits does she need? Ugh that goatee is so mid-90's. And pretty soon the movie bombs and the wedding is called off. But i'm not gonna let that happen to us. Because Cohen, what we have is special.
Seth: That's maybe just the...

Seth: First Marissa, then Theresa... who knew Ryan Atwood was so friendly?

Seth: So what's going on with you and Teresa?
Ryan: She's engaged.
Seth: Wow, Ryan makes quick work with the ladies.

Luke: I wish we could stay here forever.
Julie: Why?
Luke: We got everything we need here. We got our bed, we've got our cable, we got each other. This place is awesome.
Julie: This place is not awesome, it's $79 a night.

Luke: I gotta motor. I don't want to be late for homeroom.
Julie: You have homeroom? Right, cause you're in high school. You're only 18.

Summer: What are you gonna do, Coop? Lift weights? Wear a wife beater?

Ryan [explaining to Theresa]: There’s no such thing as just ice cream in Newport. Instead of car washes, they have auto spas. Dogs have day care, Fashion Island has valet parking. It’s a weird place.

Summer: I'm just not comfortable about PDA.
Seth: Then why did you sign up to kiss other guys for 10 dollars a pop at a kissing booth?

Seth: I can't acknowledge you privately if you're not going to acknowledge me publicly.

Seth (to Summer): Acknowledge me now or lose me forever.