OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

The perfect couple

(Summer kisses Seth)
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you.

Marissa: Then what about dad?
Julie: Honey, we have no future together.
Marissa: Neither do we.

Marissa: After all their work on behalf of the Children's Hospital if anybody deserves a romantic getaway it's my mom and Caleb Nichol. I mean aren't they just the perfect couple. They've been keeping their romance a secret, but tonight, the secrets out.

Summer: What is Seth Cohen doing with Tinkerbell? She's from Pittsburg. That's like the 909 of the East.
Marissa: Anna's cool
Summer: She's a little scammer; first thing she does is go after Caleb Nichols grandson. It's like totally obvious.
Marissa: Yes it is. That you’re jealous. You like Seth Cohen.

Seth: Yo.
Anna: What up holmes?
Seth: Chillin'
Anna: A'ight

Ryan: I'm usually climbing out the window, or back into the front seat...
Marissa: OK, enough sharing.

Seth: So get this. Uh, Anna thinks all I ever do is talk about Summer. I mean that's crazy right?
Ryan: Want me to lie?
Seth: I'm that guy?, Dude how can I be that guy, I hate that guy. Well then no wonder Summer doesn't have any interest in me cause apparently all I do is talk about Summer although you'd think she'd like that.
Ryan: You’re doing it again.
Seth: Right.

Seth: Summer, I'll walk you to Bio?
Summer: I can walk myself.
Seth: Great, then you can walk me too.

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.

Seth: Wait hang on, I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me what happened last night, Mom please fill me in. MOM!! Oh I get it, I'm just here for the comic relief.

Summer: [explaining why she had detention] There was a Paul Frank sale. I figure that’s more important than the fall of the Ming Dynasty. I mean, what am I supposed to learn? That opium is gnarly?

Summer: Stop! I do not like Seth Cohen! I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's like... Seth Cohen.

Julie: So um, I know you and I haven't always seen eye to eye but, I want to say that I'm sorry. You've been there for Marissa you really care about her and I see that now. And I'm hoping that this party will be a chance for us to start fresh. A celebration of a new beginning.

Seth: Uh, wha...what's happening here
Summer: I like Seth Cohen.
Seth: Uh What now?
Summer: Nothing I wasn't talking to you, but if you tell anyone what you heard here I'll kill you.

Kirsten: You know, you are now the official sponsor of the Julie Cooper comeback tour.

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.