OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the pilot

Seth (to Ryan): Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and … Not that that’s cool. Or uncool. I don’t know …

Ryan: Where I come from, having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true ... that does.

Ryan: Wow, this is a nice car. I didn't know your kind of lawyer made this kind of money.
Sandy: We don't. But my wife does.

Kirsten: You brought him home? This is not a stray puppy, Sandy.
Sandy: I know that, Kirsten.
Kirsten: I knew it was only a matter of time before you started bringing home felons.

Sandy: Come on. It’s a whole new school year, Seth.
Seth: It’s also the same kids, Dad. Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day’s a fashion show for these people.
Sandy: Yeah, well, Ryan has to go. Marissa invited him.
Seth: (to Ryan) Marissa invited you? I’ve lived next door to Marissa since, like, forever. Her dad almost got married to my mom even and, like, she’s never even invited me to a birthday.
Sandy: That is not true. They did not almost get married.
Seth: Eh.
Ryan: Hey, maybe Summer would be there.
Seth: That’s interesting. She is Marissa’s best friend. 7:00?

Woman: What are you doing, putting my daughter in Calvin Klein? She was supposed to wear Vera Wang.
Costume designer: And she would if she had the chest to hold it up. It’s called puberty, honey. It’ll happen. Okay, girls, chop chop. Show time.

Ryan: Welcome to the dark side.

Seth: Oh, hey…cocaine. That’s awesome.

Marissa: Who are you?
Ryan: Whoever you want me to be.

Seth: Don’t touch me! You know what? Why don’t you go back to Chino? I’m sure there’s a really nice car in the parking lot that you could steal.
Summer: Chino? Eww.

Seth: You guys really wouldn’t hurt me, because that would be so clichéd. [They pick him up] I guess you’re fans of the cliché.

Ryan: You won't get lonely?
Seth: Well, I'll have Summer with me.
Ryan: You're going to take this to Tajiti?
Seth: Um... no. It's a girl. Part of the boat is named after.
Ryan: She must be pretty stoked.
Seth: Yeah. She has no idea. I've never talked to her before.

Seth: Hey. Ready to go?
Ryan: Yeah. Uh, we should go to that party. At that girl, Holly's place.
Seth: Eh, that's alright Ryan.
Ryan: Summer. Invited me.
Seth: Really? She did?
Ryan: Us. She asked for you actually.
Seth: Really, she did?
Summer: Come on let's go!!!
Seth: That makes absolutely no sense. But yeah, we should go.

Summer: Look who I found! What's your name anyway?
Ryan: Ryan.
Seth: Ryan. Um... what are you doing man?
Ryan: Um.
Summer: Excuse me?
Seth: What are you doing? I named my boat after her.
Summer: What? Eww. Who are you?

Seth: Well, I…I don’t know what to say…except that you totally had my back out there. We’re, like, in a fight club or something. I don’t know. You know what I think? Ryan, I think that if you were to teach me some moves, I think that we could totally take em next time. That’s what I think. Give them some of that (kicks), you know what I’m saying? And a little bit of that and that (kicks twice). What do you think about that? (They clasp hands) Yeah. Oh also, that wasn’t exactly the way that I first planned to talk to Summer, but I am now on her radar. Do you think I should tell her about Tahiti? Do you?
Ryan: Not yet.
Seth: That’s what I thought. That’s what I was thinking. I wanted to make sure, we were on the same page.