OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the goodbye girl

Summer: My dad says, "Chins are the new nose."
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really, what hospital does he work for?
Anna: [glance at Seth Cohen]
Seth Cohen: [stare at Summer]
Summer: Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow.

Seth: check out gramps. He looks so angry.
Anna: That's because he is.

Anna: No, actually I'm savoring it. I won't be hearing it much longer. I'm leaving.
Seth: You're getting dessert?

Seth: Are you a couple now? Is she staying? If so, where's she gonna live? How she gonna pay? What's her credit like? What sort of lease is she looking to sign? Are we talking about like a year or a month or is she looking to buy?
Ryan: A lease? There is no lease! Okay.
Seth: Okay. So then is she going back. If so, what are you gonna do? Commute? And if you're commuting, who's car are you gonna take? How are you gonna pay for gas?

Sandy: If anyone is gonna be putting you in handcuffs, it's gonna be me.

Seth: My Jew-fro is frizzing out, I look like Screech.

Seth: I'm not self absorbed, right Ryan. Me, Me, Me.

Ryan: Yea, you and Anna? You have a talk?
Seth: Damnit. Don't change the subject to me. I'm powerles not to talk about it. I tried and she gave me a list of reasons why she's leaving.

Kirsten: Marissa?
Marissa: Kirsten. Sandy.
Kirsten: Well, you're not gonna believe who is Riveria Magazine's man of the year. [Thresa walks by] Theresa!!
Theresa: Mrs. Cohen. Mr. Cohen.
Sandy: Well, that's nice. I mean, she really deserves the award. Good kid.
Kirsten: It's my dad.
Sandy: My vote stays with Theresa.

Julie: Now now, Luke, behave.
Luke: It's just ... your ass.

Sandy (in reference to Ryan): It's amazing, his lips don't even move.

Seth: Anna, what am I gonna do without you. Who am I gonna play jenga with? Wise. You're so wise and all your sage wisdom? What am I gonna do without that?!
Anna: Confidence, Cohen.

Ryan: Nice one. Well, at least we still have each other.
Seth: Actually, I have Summer now. But I'll put a little Seth/Ryan time on the books. That's quality time.
Ryan: Thanks, buddy. You know, I could always hang out with Luke. I wonder what he's doing right now.
Seth: I don't know. Discovering fire... Hunting and gathering... maybe shaving his chest with a buck knife.

Sandy: Well, is s-she gonna to what? Rent a place? What kind of lease? month to month? Year? Can she afford to buy? What is she gonna do?
Seth: I am this way for a reason.

Ryan: Well...uh... school...bye.
Seth: Now you know why I do all the talking. We're gonna need a ride by the way. Thanks.

Seth: No, but just tell me this. What sort of level of kiss are we talking about? Was it like a, like a Christina/Madonna peck? Or was it like a Britney/Madonna sorta smooch? Or was it like a full on, like a, like Al and Tipper Gore liplock?

Kirsten: It would be nice if Uncle Sean could be here.
Sandy: Not if we have to pay for the bar tab.

Ryan: You can't drive yourself?
Seth: Dude. I had like three glasses of champagne, okay. You know how it goes straight to my head.

Caleb: Come on, Seth, get in the picture. You are the future of the company.
Seth: Oh. There's something to look forward to.
Caleb: You will grow out of comics books at some stage, and grow into wanting to be rich.
Seth: No, I won't. (smiles goofily)

Anna [to Ryan]: Could you give him this? It’s supposed to say everything that I couldn’t say, but now that I’m here I just, I can’t say anything at all.

Seth: I can't believe I caused a girl to leave the state... the county, maybe, sure.

Seth: Everyone knows 80 is the new 75.

Luke: Well, uh. I just finished school for today you know which is always a good thing.
Caitlin: Oh, I sooo know what you mean.
Judy: Luke? What are you doing here?
Caitlin: We're talking mom!

Jimmy: Hey Jules, Luke.
Julie: Luke just came by to defrag my hard drive.

Ryan: She’s staying. What am I going to do?
Seth: She’s leaving. What am I going to do?

Sandy: She got no place to live and please don't ask me if she can stay here.
Ryan: I wouldn't.
Sandy: Good because you have no idea what Kirsten did the last time I floated such an idea.

Summer: She's dated Luke for years. you can't always trust her judgement.

Seth: Just tell her, huh? Simple, honest, direct. No wonder I never considered it.

Seth: I'll tell her tonight. Might have to have a little bubbly first, though. A little veritas and vino; you know what I mean?
Ryan: Hardly ever.

Sandy: That's going to be quite a shiner but hey, they look good on you.

Seth: What if the girl I’m supposed to be with went back to Pittsburgh?
Ryan: She went back to Chino.
Seth: Why would Anna go back to Chino?

Seth: What if the girl I'm supposed to be with just went back to Pittsburgh?
Ryan: What if she just went back to Chino?

Seth: Anna, you love me. It says so right here.
Anna: Seth, I love you as a friend.
Seth: What? You mean it doesn't say Ajja Bajja?

Anna: Bye Blanche.
Summer: Seeya Rose.