OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the nana

Seth: [waking up in a sudden] It's my precious.

Seth: hey, what's wrong? Luke: You were asleep. That's whats wrong.
Seth: I was adjusting my back.

OR...

Ryan: Did Marissa call?
Seth: No. I would have heard the phone ring. Even if I was sleeping, which I wasn't, I was adjusting my back. (looks at phone) There's a missed call, though. Which is weird 'cause --

Seth: Sorry. Did you accidentally sleep with Marissa's mom? Or did you accidentally tell Marissa about it?
Luke: I'm in no mood.
Seth: Good. Keep it in your board shorts next time. Know what I mean?

Seth: "So, what's the GP, RA?"
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan: You're just using initials now?
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point.

Sandy: If you're happy, you're not working hard enough.

Seth: Mom, Hailey made three different kinds of pancakes and waffles. They’re deliciously redundant.

Julie: I would love to stay and chat, Ryan. But I have to go find my daughter.
Ryan: Not if I find her first.

Sandy: You're not ready for the Nana, are you? Well no one's ever ready for the Nana. That woman is scary!

Nana: (as she first enters) The doors wide open, someone could come in, take everything, and kill us all!!

Kirsten: Sophie, you remember, my sister, Hailey.
Sophie: Oh, right, the bad seed. I always liked you best, don't tell the others.

Nana Cohen (to Sandy): I've been finding homes for kids like Ryan for over 40 years, but I never thought to bring one home with me. You had to show up your own mother, didn't you?

Seth: I have to go. Summer is having a Hebrew hernia.

Seth: Hey, did you see Luke?
Ryan: I don't thing we'll be seeing Luke for a while.
Seth: How'd you manage that?
Ryan: I didn't. Marissa smacked the hell out of him.
Summer: Nice Coop!
Seth: She's been hanging out with you too much.

Nana (to Kirsten): Oh, guilt now, huh? That's very impressive. You sure you're not Jewish?

The Nana: The only nice thing about having cancer is that I can smoke all I want. Try not to ruin it for me.

Seth: I love it when the nana comes and suddenly dads all jewish again.

Sandy: I also told her you converted...I'm kidding...about the conversion part.

Seth: The Nana has never exactly cared for The Kirsten.

Seth: Me and Ryan don't really have a lot of time my Nana gets in town about an hour.
Summer: Your nana? that is sooo sweet! I wanna meet the nana.
Seth: Yea...you really don't tho. Believe me.
Summer: Well, I love old people. They're sooo cute.
Seth: Yea, well, the nana...not so cute.
Summer: Really she's ugly??

Seth: No, she's just scary.
Summer: Hey. I can be pretty scary too. I think I can take it.
Seth: I don't think I can. The nana is very judgemental and she's political and opinionated.
Summer: right and i'm dumb and shallow and have no opinion whatsoever.
Seth: I didn't say that.
Summer: Not out loud!

Seth: I have to go.
Summer: where are you going?
Seth: umm I have to get some stuff for the Seder.
Summer: The what-now?
Seth: The Seder...for passover. Yea, you're not meeting the nana.

Ryan: Hello?
Seth: Hey, come home. Right now!
Ryan: Why? What's going on?
Seth: I don't know, but the Nana's scary again, mom and dad keep asking when you are coming home, and frankly I'm at a loss, man.

Summer: I'm gonna sell this thing so hard I'm gonna out-Jew you.
[Summer opens Hebrew book]
Seth: Um. You're reading it backwards.

The Nana: Oh god. What am I doing here? I hate this state, I hate the sunshine, and I hate Schwarzenegger.

Ryan: So what do you think of Chino?
Marissa: Actually, I think I could get in more trouble where I'm from.

Ryan (to Marissa): What about your dad? And Summer? What about me? What am I supposed to do without you? Yeah, I'll get over you eventually, but it might take awhile.

Summer: Being Jewish is ch-ard.

Seth: Hey, did you see Luke?
Ryan: I don't think we'll be seeing Luke for a while.
Seth: How'd you manage that?
Ryan: I didn't. Marissa smacked the hell out of him.
Summer: Nice Coop!
Seth: She's been hanging out with you too much.

Seth: So, were you just not going to tell me?
Nana: Not if I could help it.
Seth: Why? cause you think I couldn't handle it?
Nana: No doll, I knew you could handle it. Me on the other hand... I wanted to spend this time getting to know you... not be the dying Nana where every conversation could possibly be the last.
Seth: Yeah, but it could, right?
Nana: Yeah, sure that's always true, though. Cancer or no cancer, we could all be dead tomorrow. You never know.
Seth: That's really comforting. Thanks.

Sandy: So, how was everything at home?
Ryan: You tell me, I was in Chino.