OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the heartbreak

Seth: I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was like Nemo and I just wanted to go home.

(Summer removes her shirt)
Seth: Whatever you say, Summer. Yes. Yes.

Sandy: It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay.
Seth: Fore what now?

Ryan: What did you do to your eye?
Seth: It's just a little bit blurry. Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
Ryan: What, why?
Seth: I don't know man, it was an accident, there were limbs everywhere, I'm lucky I can still see.

Seth: Well, Ryan, I'm a man now. Not just like an after-your-Bar Mitzvah-man, but a man man. I had sex with a girl. Summer to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex!
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad, just kinda weird.

Marissa: Are you limping?
Summer: Yeah, Cohen kneed me in the leg.
Marissa: Why?
Summer: Must have read it in Kama Sutra.
Marissa: So you guys had sex again?
Summer: If you can call it that. There were like limbs, everywhere.

Seth: Do you have any tips or words of wisdom?
Ryan: Do it again.
Seth: I was afraid you'd say that.

Sandy: We Cohens are sexual beings.

Sandy: Just because you're ready to go doesn't mean she is... the appetiser can be as good as the main course.

Seth: Who is this?
Summer: ... No one.
Seth: [as the mylittlepony horse] I'm not no one...
Summer: Princess Sparkle! What do you want?

Seth: She's just Captain Oats' type.
Summer: Tell him to keep his hooves off.

Marissa: He hates me.
Summer: He doesn't hate you.
Marissa: He turned down sex.
Summer: You might be on to something.

Sandy: What are we fighting about?
Kirsten: I don't know, but it's serious!

Sandy: I'm sorry I'm late, crusading for the rich and dysfunctional is extremely time consuming.

Summer: I'm busy, studying, naked.
Seth Cohen: Is that supposed to keep me away.
Summer: Cohen?

Summer: There were like limbs everywhere. Love hurts.

Seth: One day when I'm reflecting on my life, I think I'm going to remember these chats before the big events as my favorite times.

Sandy: The appetizer is as good as the main course.
Seth: Swallowing a little throw up.

Kirsten: Sometimes you make it hard to hate you.
Sandy: I know, it's part of my charm.
Kirsten: And sometimes you make it easy.

Seth Cohen: So, that was sex.
Summer: Yup.
Seth Cohen: I'm going to go.
Summer: Me too.
Seth Cohen: But you live here.
Summer: I meant downstairs.
Seth Cohen: Oh, okay.
Summer: Perfect.

Jimmy (shakes box): It’s not ticking, so it can’t be from your mom.

Seth: Things with Summer now are more messed up than they were before the awful fish sex.
Ryan: I wouldn't refer to it as "Fish Sex" again.

Sandy: Hey I got you.
Kirsten: I was young, impressionable, drunk.
Seth Cohen: Hey, only child here.

Seth Cohen: See I feel you didn't get your money's worth last night.
Summer: If you make a bang for your buck joke right now, you're gone.

Summer: No more talking, Cohen.
Seth Cohen: Whatever you say Summer.

Summer: That's her.
Marissa: That's her.
Summer: She's hot. For Chino.

Summer(To Seth): No. No way. I'm not going to be your sloppy seconds, assface.

Haley: Asbestos and Champaign, what could be more romantic.

Summer: That other night... when we... had sex.
Seth Cohen: Yeah.
Summer: You weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth Cohen: There was someone else in the room, like filming us.

Summer: I am... was a virgin, asshole!

Seth [to Captain Oats]: Not to rub it in, man, but I think Princess Sparkle was your type. What's that? Oh yeah great hooves.

Seth: [on having a protection] Oh. Yeah! In my wallet! I was beginning to view it, as, uh, a rabbit’s foot, for good luck only, but that’s…

“Oh. Oh snap!”

Marissa: I think he hates me.
Summer: He doesn't hate you.
Marissa: He turned down sex. Summer: You might be on to something.

Seth: I think Summer’s used to driving a higher performance vehicle.

Summer: You're so cheesy Cohen.
Seth: Come on, I'm sweeping you off your feet.
Summer: The sad part is you kind of are.