OC quotes .:seth cohen's humor:.

the shower

Seth: No, she’s supposed to be crying and he’s supposed to be brooding. That’s how it works.

Seth: What's up with those two? With the PacMan, and the getting along, and the happy times.
Summer: They're playing video games. It's not a Mandy Moore movie.

Seth: When this Caleb-Julie thing is over Julie Cooper is gonna be your mother.

Seth: Yeah, yeah. Me and Marissa? We could be related. I don’t know. I can’t even do the Math. But the real kicker is … Julie Cooper: My Grandma. My Grandma wears Uggs. Think about it.

Seth: What do you guys talk about?
Summer: Me. It's our common interest.

Seth: Parents love me, I've got this non-threatening, non-sexual vibe going on.

Seth: I mean, look at her. With the vim. And the vigor. What do you think, more vim or more vigor? In your opinion?

Kirsten: That's the last time I'm hosting a party.
Sandy: Stop teasing.

Seth: But your dad’s not going to need a menu ‘cause he’ll be eating out of the palm of my hand. [Laughter] The palm of my hand, Summer!

Kirsten: I have some concealer upstairs you can use. Works miracles.
Sandy: She's right. You should see her without it. Horrible.

Seth: All I'm saying is that your daughter has been blessed with an extraordinary amount of vim.

Marissa: Is Ryan leaving?
Seth: Yeah. (pause )Oh, and he took your car.

Caleb: Beside you're family.
Jimmy: Are we? I don't know, I can't keep track anymore.

Seth: Hey. You're avoiding me. I like that. It's a throwback. Very eighth grade.

Theresa: I'll take self-defence classes and Eddie and I will live happily ever after.
Ryan: How can you joke at a time like this?
Theresa: Because I'm tired of crying.

Seth: So I didn't even get a review? Not that I read my own press. Nothing about thumbs or stars or -
Summer: We should go.

Summer: You didn't stop talking!
Seth: I get chatty when I'm terrified.

Seth: It's her Tourette's firing up again. Happens every once in awhile.