the dreaded .3... 

we mentioned the average pillows people have and the result was down right scary, the average is 4.3 pillows per person......how do you get a .3 of a pillow? the answer is simple......stress revliever squeeze ball....as skalto studied the .3 of a pillow after it had been effected by the alwave......nothing happened, it was just a simple stress ball, 'til a few hours later, the big fat body pillow shot out a spike and went right through its cell wall and the couch pillow cell wall.....the couch pillow went into vapor form and slid through the hole in the wall into the .3 pillow's cell......skalto was about to open the cell and bring in the attack dogs and force the couch pillow back into it's cell when suddenly the .3 pillow snapped up and jumped at the couch pillow attaching itself the the couch pillow.......just like a parasite attaching to it's victim.....skalto ran and called the rest of the acc team....when we got there....we saw something simpily amazing.....the couch pillow was a glowing yellow and was splitting itself in two.....we thought the parasite was causing it to die when the couch pillow split in half and having 2 completely new couch pillows....as if it went through mitosis......suddenly it started again....instead of 2 couch pillows from 1.....we had 4 couch pillows from 2 that came from 1 and again it happen and ended up with 8 couch pillows.....the period of time period the 'mitosis' was about 10 minutes and the whole period lasted about 30 minutes......after the 'mitosis' ended the .3 pillows all unattached to the couch pillows and died....the ability the .3 pillow gave the couch pillow was incredible we tryed the .3 pillow on the body pillow and it was completely shocking.....

this miraculous .3 of a pillow called the "stress" reliever doesn't neccesarily reduce stress unless the so called "stress" means "peace" and if this does mean peace..which it most probably does these days...then it would be most accurate....when we tested these pillows everywhere we began to feel very stressed so we called upon stress reliever balls...now we all know that these squishy balls of toxic substances reduce stress when used properly...however, when we used them near these evil pillows we realized it created a scary sight....the couch pillow suddenly went into mitosis and split into two seperate couch pillows! suddenly, as we looked to the body pillow it was reading a novel of....bu bu buuuuum "plans to break out of cells built by acc" by....the body "bod" pillow! we were amazed that it wrote such a book in such a matter of time showing his great potential at thinking when he was just a dumb fool that couldn't pick up a penny without falling flat on his face looking for a claw to pick it up with when he had an arm of his own then as we realized these stress balls were creating new abilities...we looked down to see the floor strangely moving up like you would see on a rabbit cartoon if you know what i mean ::wink wink:: bugs crawling under the ground you know ::nudge nudge:: those freakin insects hehe....as it broke through the ground it grabbed a steel inforced bar and drug the whole cage to the couch pillow down underground..we followed this ground tunneler and as we soon found it led to the normal pillow....as the couch pillow tried to crawl away he was sucked into the "normal" pillows mouth...and digested....we had to get rid of this evil...but how?