there are many types of pillows...but we've found that there are 3
separate signature strands and
have broken them into 3 different pillow groups....they are totally different in shape,
abilities, and yes, even down to the way they attack...we've created special reports to
declassify these complex beings known as "evil pillows"...
the first of this type we experienced in studying them were the normal, bed pillows...we attempted to create the same "alwave" that einstein did...we found that the alwave's malfunction
was more than a glitch it just didn't finish the job it was meant to do...the pillow opened its pitch black eyes then opened a second set which was truely it's pupil glowing red it looked as if the pillow had awaken from a deep sleep dreaming of pure evil...slowly we began to see razor sharp teeth growing out of the depths of it's newly formed mouth that could shread even the strongest object to pieces...and it was hungry for human...this insane transformation was more than we'd expected from a weird old "alwave"...
the second we experimented with was the body pillow...the body pillow got up and started running into walls...it was ridiculous...we began to think that this "body pillow" was a waste of effort and was not a threat at all...it finally hit the wall and fell flat on it's face...well whatever pillows have for faces..we began to record it for "the ghetto's stupid videos" so we could win their big prize of 90 dollars until suddenly sharp spikes burst out of it's sides...unfortunately we weren't planning on this outburst of spikeyness...it damaged the floor...and guess who had to pay for repairs....psh not me...we then realized that the body pillow was more than just "a big hunk of pillow"...
the third was the most unexpected...we experimented on a simple couch potato..i mean...couch pillow...yes all those spilled chips and root beer seemed to mix in with it's all-powerful structure...well not exactly it probly has it's own reasons...but all in all the known fact in the situation is the pillow has the best ability...we tried shooting it after it melted through the bullet proof wall but the bullets just seemed to mix into him...soon we realized after it slid across a snail and burnt it into a crispy snail that it was so high above boiling without evaporating that it was literally so hot that it could be considered vapor itself...however this amazing ability also mixed with unstoppable heat of this pillow makes it able to control what it burns and what it simply slides through...and makes the weaknesses even more important than "life itself"...because if you didn't know them..you'd be dead...
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