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Jill
screamed at the top of her lungs. Ski
sheepishly smiled: Whassup? Jill:
(enraged) Pray, explain this. Ski:
Wokay. We are just singing a song. Puppy
dog eyes from Ski, An and Nina. Jill:
(don’t give me that look) Not just any song. Ski:
Jill, it’s just a song. Wanna hear? Rowan:
We’ll sing too Mommy. Jill:
(firmly) No. Nina
makes a face: Party pooper. Jill
rolls her eyes: Just how old is she anyway? Ski grins engagingly and sings: He’s a movie star, only
drives rented cars. Met him in a bar, I said I know who you are. Took him to my
party- Jill
cries: Wait a sec. What is the title
of this song? Ski ignores her and continues to sing: As the games are
starting, bottle’s on the ground… Simon
calls out from outside the room: Time for bed. Rowan
kisses Jill quickly on the cheek: Bye Mom. She
runs out into the arms of Simon, who lifts her up. Rowan squeals in delight.
Simon laughs. Jill:
I swear he spoils her. Ski,
about to burst in laughter: Oooh. Jealous… Jill
is blushing furiously: I am not! Ski
laughs her head off. Simon
sticks his head in the room, with An on piggyback: Nina. You too. Nina:
Phooey. Simon
gives her an enticing smile: Come on. Nina
reluctantly follows. ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Writer:
Hey! Simon’s trying to seduce little girls! Ewww. What is this, a Lolita
complex? Reader:
No! How dare you! Writer:
(thoughtfully) Actually, I distinctly remember that he tried to seduce MK… Reader
whacks Writer on the head with a long forgotten baseball bat: That was your
idea!!! Writer:
Owie. L ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Simon
smiles meaningfully at Jill: See you in a while. He
leaves with the kids. Pause. Ski
looks towards Jill. Mistaking her curiosity for malicious intentions Jill
blushes furiously and yells loudly: What? What? Ski
is puzzled. A minute later she understands: My, aren’t we defensive. (grins) Jill
feels a sense of dread come over her: What are you thinking Ski? (no answer)
Tell me. (more anxiously) Ski?! # 3 Spin the bottle ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Reader:
(panicking) What is this? Writer:
(smugly) I think it’s time I push the envelope a little and write about real
life. Reader:
What?! You’ve been pushing my panic button so many times already. Doesn’t that
count? Writer:
Nope. I wanna write risqué stuff. Reader:
But…but Writer:
(dramatically) No buts. I, as a writer, have an obligation to the masses. Reader:
(aware of where this is leading – egotrip) And what is that? Writer:
(declares) I must conquer the world!!! Reader
falls off her chair: What?! Writer:
(sheepishly) Oops. Sorry. Wrong line. Reader:
Forget I asked. `_`; Writer
laughs madly: Bwa ha ha ha hah ha ha!!! ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ The
“grownups” relax in the common room. At least, they try to. Jill and Simon are
watching a very interesting soap drama. (Dylan and Naomi obviously have better
things to do and are not seen in the room) Athena and Ski are fighting about
something. Noah is trying to pry them apart but is occasionally losing his mind
in the process. Feron steps in occasionally to call Athena “a cow” and to yell
at Noah to stay the hell away from Ski. Ski is telling Feron “shut up idiot”
and “I wasn’t talking to you” to Athena then adding “actually, I do mean you”.
Athena is calling Feron “the biggest pimp around” and telling Ski “up yours”.
Feron then loses his temper and would have beaten the hell out of Athena if
Noah’s outburst hadn’t stopped him. Noah
screams: ENOUGH! Jaws
drop. Silence, the perfect herald of joy, is present. Noah
in a very disgusted voice: I am sick and tired of you people fighting- Ski
brightens up: Hey! Why don’t we all play a game? Jill
jumps onto the bandwagon: Great idea! Me and Simon’ll play. (nudges Simon hard
in the ribs) Simon:
Ow. Yah! C’mon Noah, whaddya say, homme? Noah
is caught off guard: Well I uh… Ski:
It’s settle then. (everyone, excepting Noah, sigh in relief) I’ll go get the
board games. Athena:
What game will we play? Jill:
What about Trivial Pursuit? Ski:
Nah. What about Risk? Athena:
No, monopoly. Ski:
I thought you didn’t like monopoly, you Communist traitor. Jill
whispers to Ski: That isn’t such a good id- Athena:
Who are you calling Communist traitor, comrade? Noah’s
face begins to change color. All:
Uh oh. Jill
nudges her again: Quick, another of your great ideas. Ski
hisses: Don’t rush me. I don’t work so well when sarcastic remarks are aimed at
me. (out loud) I got the perfect game. Spin the bottle. (looks at the flustered
faces) What’s the matter? Chicken? She
bursts into a round of maniacal laughter. All
`_`;;; A
little later… ^o^ Scared
stiff people sit in a circle on the carpeted floor and glare at Ski. Ignoring
those death threats, she and Jill whisper hurriedly towards each other. Finally
Ski turns to them. Ski:
Let’s start ^o^ ! (drifts off in her little dream world) Jill:
Okie. The rules. (all look expectantly at her) There are one: you have to
french kiss the person the bottle points. Yeah, that’s it. (Ski nudges her) I
mean, five minutes in closet ^o^. All:
? Jill
and Ski giggle. Ski:
Who’ll <giggle> start? Dubiously,
Fërôn volunteers. Ski and Jill giggle again. Jill
places a empty bottle of wine onto the floor: Spin it. He
gulps. He leans forwards. He spins the bottle. The bottle spins. And
points to Athena. Ski:
(obviously disappointed) Aww…Athena. Fërôn
protests violently: But I don’t want to kiss her! Jill
crosses her arms: Rules are rules. (commands) Get thee to the closet. Noah
frowns: But…but… Ski
pouts. Then the realization sinks in: Oi-! Athena
smiles and pulls Fërôn away. He kicks and screams the way to the closet. Ski’s
anger has created a really bitchin’ mean aura that scares everyone in the
circle. She isn’t the only one. Noah too is pissed. Five
minutes later… Ski’s
mood has not changed. Fërôn, nervously reenters the circle, with a gloating
Athena behind him. Noah is now shooting daggers at him. Athena
(cheerily): Is it my turn again? Jill: No! (calms down) I mean. No, you’ve had
your fun. Let me- Noah: (gruffly) Let me. Jill notices the mad look in his eyes: Sure.
Whatever. Noah spins the bottle. And it points
to…Simon. Simon and Noah: Oh gross! Jill swears profusely in silence: Shit! I
knew I should have spun the bottle. Ski looks at Jill and smirks: Rules are
rules. Bye bye boys! The guys snicker as Simon and Noah leave
reluctantly. In the closet… There is only room for two people to stand up
which leaves the boys…well…y’know…face to face. *o* Noah: This is sad. Simon: You had to pick me. Merde. Noah: We don’t have to do anything- Simon punches Noah’s stomach: As if we would. Noah: Ow. Let’s leave. The boys leave the closet and return to the
circle… Fërôn whistles: Hey you guys, what took you
so long? Athena laughs: Get a room you two. Fërôn, Ski and Athena laugh maniacally. Jill
eyes Simon suspiciously. Noah turns red. Simon blurts out: We didn’t do anything! All: Yeah, whatever! Ski claps her hands: Your turn Jill. Jill gives her a pointed glare: (I’ll get
you) Fine. Jill leans over and spins the bottle. The
green wine bottle spins around and around and around and around…you get the
picture. Jill: C’mon baby, c’mon. Aww…yes! Ski: Er. Jill? Jill: What? Ski: Jill. The bottle is pointing at Noah. Jill swears rapidly. Noah turns red. Simon
smacks his forehead. Ski: Rules are rules. Jill (as she leaves): You are gonna get your
come-uppance young lady. You are. 5 minutes later… Jill and Noah silently return from the
closet. Ooh. It sounds so naughty! ^0^ Simon searches Jill and Noah for a clue. Jill
glares at Ski. Ski sighs: My turn. (mutters) I knew this was
too good to be true. (spins the bottle) Doesn’t seem like such a hot idea after
all… The bottle gradually slows down and points
to… Ski: Fërôn! She breaks into a predatory smile and leaps
across the circle to pounce on him. He grins back. All: 0_0 Ferociously, Ski and Fërôn kiss. They roll
around on the ground, kissing and toppling over the poker table. ^0^ The gang
move out of their way. Simon, Noah and Athena stare at the sight:
Uh… Jill screams in frustration: This is so
unfair!!! Why does this happen to me?! Why isn’t she punished?! (Simon pats her
shoulders) Noah: Uh. I think the game has ended. Athena shakes her head: Thank God. Noah: Hey uh Athena. Did you really kiss
Fërôn? Athena snorts: As if I would even touch that
reptile. I just gave him a mental wedgie. Noah: (greatly relieved) Good. Very good. Athena looks at him: Why? Noah: (embarrassed) Oh nothing. Ha ha. Ski and Fërôn have now disappeared behind the
sofa. Athena thinks for a second then asks: Did you
and Jill kiss? Noah flushes red: Uh…well. Of course not. A pause. Athena and Noah, at the same time: Actually
I- No you first. Athena bites her lip: I’ve never been kissed
before. Noah: (surprised) Oh? (blushes) I haven’t
either. Athena: (surprised and relieved) You haven’t? Somewhere from behind the sofa: What losers! Noah and Athena: Shut up! They hear whispers and muffled laughter. Noah
kicks the sofa. Athena: Where’s Jill and Simon? And what’s
that sound? Unbeknownst to them Jill and Simon have
locked themselves in the closet. ^_^ that’s the sound. Noah: Huh. Guess we oughta be leaving, then. From behind the sofa again: Don’t forget to
close the lights. Noah: (a vein throbs in his forehead) Damn
him. (he leads Athena out) C’mon. Out in the brightly lit corridor, Athena
notices how different Noah looks now. Athena: Hey, what’s that? Noah: What’s what? Athena: That thing in your hair. Here let me
get it for you. She stands on tiptoe and runs her fingers
through his hair. Noah: What is it? Athena: Nothing. She leans closer and kisses him. He is
momentarily stunned but grins and moves into the kiss, wrapping his arms around
her. Man, is it hot in here or is it just me? ^_^ Flash. Shocked, the couple turn around to see… Ski and Fërôn with a Polaroid camera. Ski waves the picture of the two kissing:
Pictures! Fërôn crows: Evidence! Noah and Athena spring apart. Ski: We got them all! (looks at the picture)
Isn’t that cute? Their first kiss. Aww. You don’t forget a thing like that. Fërôn frowns: You don’t? Ski: Women don’t. (mutters) Chauvinistic pig. Noah: Wha…what are you going to do with that? Fërôn takes the picture from Ski: We were
thinking of selling it… Athena and Noah: WHAT?! Ski: Or circulate it around Hawaii!!! Fërôn: Kewl idea huh? I wonder how your “mom”
would like to see this picture. Noah gasps: You wouldn’t dare. Ski daintily grabs it: But these sorts of
things are bad for your karma. I’ll give it to you but… Athena and Noah: We owe you one. Yes, yes,
yes… hand over the photo. Ski does so: ‘Kay. We’ll be seeing you. Bye! She and Fërôn disappear. Noah: Fu~ I really thought we were in trouble
there. Athena: Yah. (shudders) Now I owe Fërôn and
Ski one. Makes me queasy just wondering what they have in mind for us. Pause. Noah bends his head towards Athena. Her
slender arms wrap around his neck and she steps tiptoe. They kiss. Flash. Ski laughs madly: They never learn do they? Noah and Athena (like Wile E. Coyote about to
get hit by a falling boulder): Hey!!! ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Writer: So, how’d you like it? Hated it?
Thought it was crap? I agree. I just did it for fun. But something is missing.
Know what it is? ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Ski sings:
Bottle’s on the ground. Are you ready now? When it comes to me, I’m gonna be
ready. My turn in a minute gonna put my message in it. Five minutes in the
closet with you. Oh five minutes in the closet with you. When it comes around,
when it comes around…. ^0^ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ |
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