Another song fic.. yay!

 

Raine looks around worriedly: You sure about this?

Ski busies herself arranging the stools: Duh... Unlax, will you? We've got it all fixed.

Athena lifts a bowl from across the room: Who wants popcorn?!

Naomi lifts a manicured hand to daintily peck at one: Needs more butter, amiga.

Behind her, Jill grabs the popcorn and wags her finger at Naomi: No more butter!

A few voices crow: Yeah!

Athena: Besides, your idea of popcorn is butter.

Naomi pouts.

All: ...

Naomi: What? What?

Raine: -_- it doesn't work on us girls, Naomi.

Ski steers Naomi towards the seats: Never mind, never mind.. the show is about to start.

The rest take their seats and munch on the popcorn.

Ski clears her throat: Ladies... I present to you...

 

THE BEST SHOW IN TOWN!!!

 

All: ...

Ski sits down, slightly embarassed: Um... you'll see.

Jill nods her head towards a strange contraption with wires and a meter: Ski.

Ski: Ah.. okay. And in.. ten, nine, eight, seven, six... (hold on to those cards beside you), three, two... one.

Suddenly, the elevator of the penthouse suite opens up right in front of the girls (conveniently situated too). Ski and Jill clutch their oversized pack of cards excitedly.

A very muddy, stinky, dirty looking ragamuffin appears, scratching his head and bellowing loudly: HEY, THIS ISN'T MY ROOM!!!

And kicks the elevator, muttering some curses as the girls stare in shock.

With a shaky hand Athena holds up the number 10 card.

All: ATHENA!!!

Athena bows her head: Sorry.

Naomi shakes her head: How disgusting. And that was Feron, I believe?

Ski: Yeah, that smelt like Feron..but don't worry! There be more guys, I promise!

Raine and Naomi: Right. Right.

Jill looks up: Heads up guys.

Ski freaks: No, not yet!!! We gotta have the music to set the mood!

Raine pokes Naomi: She's nuts.

The younger girl streaks across the room and shoves a cd onto the stereo system and turns up the volume.

Jill frowns: What is this?

Raine chokes: It sounds.. provocative.

Ski and Naomi, the two who are most likely to know the words to every lewd song, sang along: I'll always think of you inside of my private thoughts. I can imagine you touching my private parts

Athena: Oh gross! Is that what she's saying?!

Jill: Shush!!! Someone's coming!

The elevator doors slide open and the girls hold their breath.

Simon blinked slowly at the sight of six grown women sitting on stools eyeing him. He smiled, slipped his hand into his pocket, revealing the well fitted shirt and body underneath his leather jacket: Salut, ladies.

"Purrrrrr...." said the ladies.

Simon looks around, coyly: Are you having.. a party? Without Simon? <gives them a magnificent smile>

All: Gahh.. gah...

Simon gives a hurt look.

Jill shakes her head: No, wait!! Um.. here.

She holds up the ten card. One by one, the others do too.

Raine hisses: Naomi!

Naomi looks at her nine: What?

Simon gives her a knowing smile: A nine? Surely, chere, you can give me some credit...

Naomi: I.. I...

The doors close and Simon disappears.

All: Damnit.

Naomi fans herself with the card: Madre de Dios!

Athena: Yeah, whatever she said.

Jill closes her eyes and gulps: Woo.. That was fine..

Ski sings: Oooh I get so high, when I'm around you baby. I can touch the sky, you make my temperature rise.. oh boy.

Naomi joins in: You're making me high...

Athena points at the miraclemaker box: Hey, why's it swinging like that? Another guy...

Naomi, Raine and Ski rub their hands gleefully: Yessss...

Raine utters the sacred chant: C'monc'monc'mon come to mama...

Once again, the doors slide open to reveal... a very toned man in the process of taking his shirt off.

Raine thinks: The shirt looks sweaty. Ooh...

Jill thinks: My Gawdd.... <gapes at the perfection that is the man's pecs>

Ski pouts and thinks: Where have I seen that body?

The shirt comes off and the man walks out, about to throw the shirt onto the floor before realizing something peculiar is going on.

Naomi and Athena gasp loudly.

Mack runs a hand through his hair, grins evilly and puts his hands on the elevator doors at such an angle as to show off his.. assets: And what are you ladies doing in my room?

Jill scoffs: Nothing... (don'tlookdowndon'tlookdown)

Raine's eyes widen: Yeah.. what she said. (damnit, shouldn't have looked down)

Naomi licks her lips: Madre de Dios...

Ski whaps her: Will you quit that.

The elevator makes a whiny sound. Mack winks his beautiful purple eyes: I'll see you ladies later.

He disappears.

All: ...

Ski: I say an eight.

Naomi: For that little striptease, I give ten.

Jill: Seven.

Athena: Ah... maybe a nine.

Raine freaks out: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?! THAT WAS MACK! HE'S A JERK!

Naomi points out: Ah, but a loco with good.. what is it you say? <whispers> cajones?

Ski giggles uncontrollably.

Raine: ... You people are--

The elevator doors open with a happy "ching!"

The girls turn around in surprise.

Looking every inch a God, Dylan looks at each and every woman, scrutinizing her face.

They gulp. A God in a tux is mighty hard to come by. Unless of course, you happen to live with Dylan.

Dylan in a stern voice: Is this what you have been up to?

All: Wha?

Dylan nods in the direction of miracle maker: Rigging the elevators?

Ski and Jill laugh nervously.

 

A few minutes later...

The doors close behind Dylan as he chuckles softly to himself and saying something that strangely sounds a lot like "suckers..."

Jill yells at Ski: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HIM?!

Ski, with a dreamy look: But he asked so nicely...

Jill pouts: SO what?!

Naomi folds her arms, an expression of mild annoyance on her face: I am so mad, I'm not even going to grade him.

Athena: But say, hypothetically, what would you would grade him...

Naomi shoots her a deathly glare...

Athena: Er.. heh heh.. joking?

Raine pokes Ski: I'd give him a ten.

Ski nods: Me too.

There's a long pause as the girls sort out their conflicted emotions.

Athena looks around: So... that's it?

Jill shrugs: I guess. No one else to drool over.

Naomi sighs: And I liked the part where we demeaned them to the status of assmeats..

The others stare at her.

Naomi: What is it now?

Raine: That... was so unlike you.

Naomi shrugs: It's not my idea, chica.

"Ping!"

Surprised, and bruised emotionally, the girls slowly look around.

Noah and Chris show up, beaming happy smiles and looking so boyishly cute.

Noah pants: Sorry, are we disturbing something? <girls shake head> Good. I hope we're not too late.

Chris explains: See, we heard you were having a party so we decided to get you some... food!

Noah grins: Pizzas.

Chris: And chocolate ice cream. Six different varities.... Hey, why are you crying?

Noah and Christian exchange looks.

Noah: You go get the spoons, I'll open the tubs of icecream.

END!