Journal0017 - An Oldie

Here is an old e-mail I sent to Sal a while back that's pretty funny:

Date: March 26, 2001

Yesterday, me and the sibs snuck outta Sunday School to get some ice cream. We had to go back, however, when we realized our jackets were still in the school. Upon walking back, my sister realized something. The way we four were walking echoed that of the Beatles' famous pic.

Hana: Hey look! (points)

Me: Cool. We're the bloody Beatles. (points at Kermit) Okay, he's George cos he's got the hairy eyebrows. (points at Harvard) and he's John cos he's anal and so serious.

Hana: What about me?

Me: You're Ringo.

Hana: Ringo...?

Me: Yeah and I'm Paul. (poses) I'm the cute Beatle, y'all. Ahem. I would like to take this moment to say that I deeply deeply regret ever making a record with Michael Jackson.

Hana: HEY! WHY AM I RINGO??!!!

Me: What? You don't like Ringo?

Hana: No, look! I'll be Yoko Ono.

Me: Pfft.

Back at the school...

I walk over to the basketball court and nod: Hello George, John.

Bros nod back: Paul.

I nod at Hana: Ringo.

Hana jumps up and down, steaming: IT'S NOT RINGO. I'M YOKO ONO. YOOOKOOOOO!!!

Did that bring a smile to your face? I hope it did :)

Take care, Ski