Journal 0012 - Flirting Tips

Ski's guide to flirting shamelessly.

The operative here being "shamelessly". Oh yeah.

Number one: Wear shades. Even indoors. That way, people will be just aching to see what you look like.

Number two: Don't smile. Easy huh. Don't smile at the unwashed masses. Only smile at those you think worthy of recieving your grace.

Number three: Walk as if you were a regal snob and remember, heels are important. Not too tall, mind you, but guys dig tall girls.

Number four: Lipstick is a must. And don't let it get on your teeth. My fave is the CG lipslicks. It looks like lipstick but it more of a glossy lip balm.

Number five: You know that thing we do? Look at a cute guy till he turns around to face you, then you look away? This is where your practice in smirking comes to play. When they look at you, don't hesitate to give em a lil sumpin of your own - give em a lil smirk. Keeps em on their toes. Or you could do a variation by givin him a lecherous grin.

Number six: be unapproachable. never get as close as 10 feet from him. mess with his mind.

Number seven: Don't talk to him first but when he approaches, just give him a look over. Hah!

And so ends my lesson. Go forth, fellow Goddess, and practice what I, the goddess of sparkly things, unexpectability and random booty calls, preach.