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Oxymorons

Assistant supervisor 

State worker 

Half dead 

Legally drunk 

Exact estimate 

Completely unfinished 

New tradition 

Act naturally 

Found missing 

Art student 

Original copy 

Resident alien 

Genuine imitation 

Airline food 

Dry wine 

Good grief 

Government organization 

Uninvited guest 

Highly depressed 

Final version 

Sanitary landfill 

Alone together 

Small crowd 

Live recording 

Business ethics 

Soft rock 

Dry lake 

Military intelligence 

Standard options 

Sweet sorrow 

Rural Metro (ambulance service) 

"Now, then ..." 

Passive aggression 

Free love 

Clearly misunderstood 

Holy war 

Peace force 

Extinct life 

Plastic glasses 

Terribly pleased 

Computer security 

Political science 

Tight slacks 

Definite maybe 

Pretty ugly 

Rap music 

Working vacation 

Religious tolerance 
UP TO HERE
IBM compatible 

Microsoft Works 

Athletic scholarship 

Congressional ethics 

Pretty ugly 

Even odds 

Great Depression 

Terribly nice 

Freezer burn 

Journalistic integrity 

Jumbo shrimp 

Monopoly 

Political promise 

Religious intolerance 

Same difference 

Second best 

Accordion music 

Alone together 

Dress pants 

Work party