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Here are my collection of pick up lines. Remember when using you gotta say it right !! Coz you dont wanna be rejected aye. Look them up and down, but if your a pretty boy, look'em in the eye. Just a few tips.

1. Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
2. I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
3. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
4. Save water, shower with a friend!
5. I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
6. Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
7. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
8. Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
9. If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.
10. I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you?
11. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
12. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
13. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
14. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
15. If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
16. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass!
17. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
18. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
19. Do you know what'd look good on you?? Me.
20. Picture this: you, me, bubble bath, and a bottle of champagne!
21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you!
22. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
23. Look at the tag on her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven."
24. You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
26. I havenít taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
27. Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend heís a lucky man?
28. Do you know karate? íCause your body sure is kickiní!
29. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Iím the only one talking to you.
30. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, Iíd have five cents.
31. Hi, Iím Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
32. Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
33. Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
34. Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.
35. My friend wants to know if you think Iím cute.
36.Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
37. I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
38. If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
39. OK, Iím here, whatís your next wish?
40. Youíre so sweet, you give me a toothache.
41. Do you have a map? Iím lost in your eyes.
42. Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.
43. Youíre the best looking girl Iíve seen in a while.
44. They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?
45. Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
46. Out of all the fish in the sea, youíre the one I got hooked on.
47. Hi, my nameís Doug. Thatís "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.
48. Hey, havenít I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!
49. Iím not Fred Flintstone, but Iíll make your bed rock.
50. You give me a reason to wake up every day.
51. I donít know if you are beautiful or not; I havenít gotten past your eyes yet.
52. I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
53. Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
54. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
55. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
56. My lips are registered weapons.
57. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
58. If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
59. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
60. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents.
61. Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
62. Save water, shower with a friend.
63. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
64. We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
65. Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!!
66. I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
67. Roses are red, violets are blue, can me and you go screw?
68. I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
69. Hi. (trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy)
70. Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!
71. Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
72. My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?
73. I love baseball, so take me home baby!
74. Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
75. You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
76. Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
77. Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
78. Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
79. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
80. I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!
81. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
82. Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
83. My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?
84. (after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once!
85. Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
86. I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!
87. Smile if you want me!
88. You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
89. I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
90. Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
91. Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
92. My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going...
93. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
94. He: Would you like to dance?
95. She: Not with you.
96. He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
97. He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
98. She: It's in the phone book.
99. He: But I don't know your name.
100. She: It's in the phone book too!

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