This is well, it had to be here. J.O.T.M or Joke Of The Month, it represents a joke or something funny that our staff have found. The humorous things we put here should be very funny, and if it isnt then you have a dull or too much of serious life.
Ghost poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
Second wave poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop a vein in your forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
Drinker's poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn poopie: Self explanatory.
Gee I wish I could poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal tap poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet cheeks poopie also known as the power dump: The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
The dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
The surprise poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops, a poopie!
Isnt this so very true ??