How to turn Super Saiyan
BECOME A SUPER SAIYAN !!!
To any REALLY obsesed fans: This is a joke. Don't go taking steroids and putting cement in you dyed hair and say you are a Super Saiyan. Well you have been warned. If you do, its not my fault.
To become a Super Saiyan you must:
Take HEAPS of steroids
Use HEAPS of gel, wax, etc to spike your hair (cement works best, and is in-expensive).
Be a "cocky little rooster" as Burter put it.
Dye your hair yellow (to become an SS2, make it kind of gold, for SS3, grow it REALLY long, and for SS4, make it long like in SS3, but dye it black)
Learn to control Ki (or Chi)