PART FOUR!

Impulse rushes in to replace him, and Jill and Ski, being kicked off the sidelines for too much inter team fraternization, are booted in to relive Dylan and Athena.

Jill: Hey Impulse!!
Impulse: Heeey! Jill! Good move with the cape wedgie!
Jill: Thanks! I love your hair!
Impulse: I love yours too!

Jill: Lets trade boots!
Ski snorts: Hhn.

Jill: Not you too.

Ski backs off: No wait. Have you seen Bats anywhere? I mean, what if he’s like, planning revenge on you right now.

Jill scoffs: Aw c’mon.

Ski moves slowly away from Jill: Uh, Dyl? Can..can we trade places?

Jill frowns: What? <Imp backs off too> Where you going? <notices a major exodus> Guys? <looks up> What in the-

The Batplane or whatever hovers above Jill as an insane voice laughs.

Everyone stares.

Wonder Woman yells: Oh for God's sakes, can't you suck it up and be a man about losing?

Batman stops his laughing. Everyone holds their breath, just in case the Bat decides to drop a nuclear bomb on them.

Batman, in a tiny voice: No.

Robin rolls his eyes: He's always like this every six weeks.

Nightwing, hands on knees, panting: I.. can't believe.. you're doing this...<pant> Get down now! <gestures Bat to get off the plane> You're being so childish.

Arsenal crumples onto the grass behind Nightwing, too tired to get up. Whilst behind them, the tsunami of female techies threatens to surge once more.

Batman's voice wavers: Well.. I guess I could...

Robin nods as he sneaks up towards Bats (in a soothing voice): Yes you could... Good boy. <injects Bats with a serum>

Bats slowly sinks to his knees as he falls into a deep sleep: Ooh.. Mommy.

Nightwing: I'll get him home. <to everyone> Sorry about this. <drags Bats off>

All: ...

Mk: Okay, what say we finally play some basketball.

There's little commotion as the teams huddle up again. But as usual, petty in-group squabbles break out over at the Legends camp.

Dylan, with very irritated look: Where is Ski? <the members refuse to meet his eyes> Well?

Finally, a finger points in the direction of the long queue of women, once again waiting for their turn to kiss the Green Lantern. At the front of the line is Ski, who apparently plowed through the techie women just to be first.

Ski giggles uncontrollably and blushes: And like, I have to kiss him?

Sandra rolls her eyes. It was the fifteenth time Ski had asked her.

Dylan hollers from across the court: Oi! Get your butt here!

Ski yells back: Make me!!!

Those caught in between cover their ears as the screaming match escalates.

Supes, with his superhuman hearing, falls to his knees and whimpers: Make it stoppp...

Dylan glowers: I've had it up to here with you, young lady!

Ski sticks her tongue out.

Enraged, Dylan moves away from the team: I'll show you..

He grabs the nearest woman and proceeds to give her the kiss of her life. Of course, since the woman he happened to kiss was Wonder Woman, it was the second spur-of-the-moment kiss of her life. After Aquaman's, you see.

Dylan releases her and gives Ski a smug grin.

Wonder Woman fans herself: Aiiii...

Steel nudges Flash: Hey, aren't Amazons supposed to kill guys who even dare to touch them without their permission?

Flash snorts: Aquaman kissed her. And he's okay, albeit minus one hand.

Ski clenches her fists: OH yeah?!

And grabs the comatose body of GL and kisses him ferociously. All look on with a mixture of awe, wonder and jealousy.

Ski pulls away and pants before giving Dylan an evil smile: HA!

GL wakes up with a dreamy look on his face: Mmm..(Ski drops her hold on him and he falls backwards) OW!

Mk shoves Mack onto the court: Get in there before anyone else is injured!

Mack mutters incorrigbly, dragging his feet.

Feron and Raine gesture wildly for the referee: SUB! SUBBBB!!!

 

Flash and Steel help GL up to his feet: You okay?

GL, groggily: Mmmm...Yeah...

Flash and Steel look at each other.

Flash: Dude, your lip is bleeding.

GL in the state of not-caring-conciousness: It is? (licks lip) Kinky.

Steel: Shall I?

Flash: Please, allow me. (whaps GL out cold)

Steel does the finger steeple thingy: Exxxcellent.

 

Dylan and Ski are relegated back to the sidelines while Mack steps in.

Raine hisses at Feron: Are you sure he can play?

Feron sniffs: Of course.

Ref blows whistle.

The Legends team: Let's go!

Sb calls out: I'm taking Brit boy.

Mack stares at the ball in his hands.

Sb: Er.. didn't you here me? Brit Boy? Helloo?

Feron snaps at him: Lay off, bug boy.

SB scratches his head: Geez, what'd I say?

Mack croaks: My brother.. played basketball.

Sb: uh huh.. it's in the blood, eh?

Mack wipes his eyes and walks away.

SB: ?

Feron, solemnly: He's dead.

Sb: Oh geez, I'm so sorry.

Jill zips past them: What the hell are you talking about? Noah's right up on the seats talking with Secret.

Mack and Feron start bawling.

SB looks up. Sure enough there's this light haired guy talking animatedly with Secret on the bleachers.

SB hollers: Secret!

She waves.

Sb shrugs: Seems fine. (gets back into the play but sniggers under his breath) Crybabies.

Mack sniffs: I heard that!