PART 2!

 

And the game continues... Dylan cocks his head at Ski, looking for a sign. She shrugs.

Dylan, taking over the leader role: We've got five minutes til half time. I'm going to take Jill and Ski out after three minutes <Ski and Jill protest weakly but he ignores them> and we'll get Si back in.

Feron: Hey wait a sec, we'll have only four players with Si in.

Dylan: No sweat, we'll get another replacement.

Gang: ???

Dylan turns his head. They follow his gaze. Raine screams madly, chanting the teams' name and furiously outdancing Wonderwoman.

Gang: ...

Kon yells: C'mon! Let's get it over with!

Jill: Yeesh, keep your shirt on.

Rest of the girls present: No! No! Don't give him any ideas!

Kon grins: Can't wait to get me naked, eh?

Jill slaps her head: Damn. <at Kon> I said on, on dammnit! ON!

Wonderwoman: Damn Supes, you were such an exhibitionist when you were younger. <eyes linger wayyy too long on Kon's bare chest>

Supes' voice rises to a high squeaked shriek: That's not me!

Wonder girl similarly has her eyes set on Kon: Gaaaa....

A whisper taunts Supes: I'm telling Lois.

Supes glares at Bats who merely ignores him and has that smarmy smirk on his face.

Ski sighs and lets out a stream of fire in Kon's direction. Amid the girl super twin's reluctance, Kon puts back his shirt.

Ref: Alright! Alright! Let's play ball already!

 

The players take their places on court. Dylan and Robin face each other, the true leaders of the teams, each with a determination similar to Bats'.

Bats sniffs inwardly and thinks: I'm proud of that boy.

Jill turns to look at him and thinks: Hey did you-

Bats fixes a cold stare: No I didn't.

Jill coughs: No. I didn't.

Chris: Didn't what, Jill?

SB tips the jumpball over to Chris' face.

Chris: Ow.

Jill shrieks at the Ref: FOUL! FOOOUUUUULLLLL!

Ref: Whaddya talking about? It was just a tiny bop on his nose!

The tiny bop on Chris’ nose results in him walking around in a daze with blood dripping out like a leaking faucet.

All: Ewww!

Chris: Waah? Whha?

Dylan yells at the stands: Substitute!

Simon curses: Merde, not again.

Dylan: Not you! Raine!

 

At the announcers’ booth…

Mk: Did he just say Raine?

Mack: That he did. But why choose the lightning broad? <gets zapped>

Raine yells at him: That’s for calling me broad you misogynistic dinosaur!

Mack coughs then sniffs: I’m honored to be insulted with the same insult as James Bond.

Mk looks interested: Really?

 

The ref fidgets, knowing Bats would kick his sorry butt if the game were delayed any longer: C’mon c’mon c’mon! Let’s get going.

Suddenly a mysterious voice behinds the ref scares the bejeezus of those present (cept Bats, of course. He knows everything): Hold on right there.

All gasp: It’s… THE TEEN TITANS!

Tempest groans and slaps his forehead: Not TEEN TITANS! TITANS! We’re just TITANS now.

 

Mk: RIGHHHTT. TITANS. Sure. Whatever.

Nightwing gives him the Bats treatment and Mk promptly turns to jelly.

Mack: <under his breath, to Mk> Loser. Anyway, the Titans are here, presumably to watch the game as well. There’s Jesse Quick, the new speedster of the team, the always yummy Troia…

Troia warns him: Don’t make me come up there…

Mack sneers: Ooh… is it going to be kinky?

 

The Ref aka GL stops dead in his tracks: Donna?

And up in the bleachers, Roy Harper is feeling under the heat as well: Donna?!

Being the fearless, responsible men that they are, they run and hide.

 

Mack continues through a swollen jaw and puffy cheeks: Ub deres (rolls eyes) Nightwig…

Nightwing ignores the hordes of women adoring his very image and walks towards Bats.

Ski gushes: Something about that chest.

Raine reiterates: It’s all in the eyes…

But Flamebird proves it: It’s the butt!

 

Nightwing looks embarassed: Uh, excuse me ladies.

They give way to their God. Their eyes are all over him.

Ski, Raine and Flamebird agree: His butt.

Guys fume: Jerk.

 

Meanwhile, SB nudges Robin: What’s Flamebird doing here? And what’s she doin tonight?

Robin rolls his eyes: She’s Titans LA. Maybe the Titans work together or something. <whispers> But I betcha she’s here only to check Nightwing out.

Wondy sighs deeply: My God, look at that body.

SB: Will you quit that!

 

Bats and Nightwing face each other. Bats takes the first initiative.

Bats: Nightwing.

Nightwing: Batman.

They glare at each other.

And glare without saying a word.

All:…

 

Troia scans the unruly crowd in the bleachers and comes upon Wally: Hey! Wally!

Wally gets ready to run away when he remembers how he brought her back to life and all that stuff… and he can’t betray his own friend. He runs up to her: Hey, I saw Roy and Kyle here.

Arsenal and Ref/GL: WALLY YOU TRAITOR!

Nightwing: Wally? Man, how come you didn’t tell us about this?

Wally: Uh cos your dad tole me not too. He said you were grounded or something.

Nightwing yells at Bats: I am not a kid anymore!!!

Bats, a little too smugly: Well don’t act like one.

Nightwing narrows his eyes: We’ll see about that.. (to a bush that’s mysteriously walking off on its own) Get out of there Roy.

Sheepishly Roy discards the disguise and joins the Titans. Donna glares at him. Jesse glowers at Wally, as she’s always done. Jeez the women in Titans are killers.

Nightwing: And get the real referee back in the game.

Bats remains stoic: What ref?

Nightwing: You know what I mean.

Bats: No. I don’t.

Nightwing narrows his eyes again and nods at the Flash. Wally races across the bleachers, looking for Kyle.

Arrowette points at a blanketed ghost: I think that’s him.

The ghost shakes its head. Steel and Aquaman point their foamy fingers at him.

In a blink of the eye, Wally unmasks the ghost. There’s no mistaking that body and that costume as anybody’s except Green Lantern’s.

Girls in Legends: OH MY GOD.

The look on their faces is classic. Not since Si took off his clothes on the beach has there been a jawdropping reaction amongst the women.

Girls in YJ: Gahhhhhh.

The look on their faces is a first. Not since Secret found Rob undressing in locker room have they blushed so hard.

The Supertwins: Gahhh…

Um... ew.

GL: Um… Sorry?

Jill: Awww. Look at that cute face.

Raine: Of course we forgive you.

Wonder girl: Who wouldn’t?

GL: Heh heh… yeah…

Ski, still dazing from that gorgeous physique: Did anyone catch the number of that beemer?

Men mutter: Gigolo.

 

Mack: And so, three different worlds collide in one basketball game. There's the Legends gang, the JLA gang (and superfriends rejects) and the Titans. Bugger.

Mk: Oi, lookit that. They got the ref back. But is it just me or are those in the YJ team suddenly...bigger?

Mack peers at the team: Mk, yeh old git, yeh might be right.

They shrug. Mk: And after a brief timeout, the game starts anew.

 

Ski and Jill cheer on the team: Yo homies! Yo!

Simon: ...

Ski nudges Jill: Hey, can you believe it? <blushes slightly> I'm sitting next to Damage!

Jill: Who?

Ski frowns: Titans. Remember?

Jill: You know I don't read- (stops when Nightwing glances momentarily at her) uh..

Ski rolls her eyes: Grant. Sitting next to me.

Jill: Ah. Yes.

Tempest looks puzzled. Harper: What's up gillhead?

Temp narrows his eyes: Is it just me, Roy, or are the kids all of a sudden older?

Nightwing: ...

Troia: You're right. There's something not right with Cassie, I mean Wondergirl.

Kyle: You mean aside from the bust size? <thwack!> Ow. I deserved that.

Jesse Quick (Wally switched places with her so he can be in the JLA)whacks him as well.

Nightwing continues to ponder: ...

 

Meanwhile, on the other side of camp...

Supes: You sure we can pull this off?

"Rob" gives him the evil eye: ...

Plastic man eyes "Wonder girl": Aruuuuuu!!! <thwack> <whimpers>

"The Flash" tugs on his costume nervously: This is..this is an honor... <gets a little teary> I'm not sure...if I'm worthy... <breaks down and cries>

"Impulse" frowns and tugs at his costume, trying to stretch it further and swears.

And "Wonder Woman" and "Superman" are in the process of fitting their cossies. It looks as if they have...shrunk?

"Wonder Woman" tries to hold up her "eagle" as best she can: Darn.

She turns to Supes, who's already done. He catches her looking at him and flashes her a flirtatious grin.

Supes: Looking great.

Wondy blushes: Thanks. But uh...aren't you forgetting something?

She points to Supes' trademark red undies on the court.

Supes turns bright red: Oh. Yeah.

Wondy picks them up: You know... (twirling them around her finger) You don't need them.

Supes gulps: Yeah? <pause> Oh yeah...What have you got in mind?

Wondy giggles and whisper in his ears. Supes grins.

"SB" sees them sneaking off: Hey! Where you goin? Guys? Guys?

"Rob" laughs a strange gutter laugh and continues to laugh and laugh and laugh.

"SB" turns back on him: It's not funny! It's not!

"Wonder girl" sighs: Lucky slut.

"SB", failing to shut Rob up, covers his face and hugs his knees: Lois is going to kill me.

"Rob" is still laughing like a madman.

Suzie to Alvin Draper: Is he always like this?

Al: ...

 

Lagoon boy and Aquaman lie on beach chairs.

Lagoon Boy: Hey. You gonna play?

Aquaman: <long pause> Nah.

Lagoon Boy flips on sunshades: Cool.

 

Stars chews her bubblegum furiously: This is sooo not fair! I'm doing nothing!

She eyes the Legends bench where the Titans are: Oh well, things could get worse. <walks over to them> Hey there, mind if I join ya?

Ski: Only if you can provide us with juicy gossip.

Jill: Failing that, you can join us anyway.

Stars: Grownups are soo weird.

 

Mack makes a face: Eww! Gross! Makeout alert!!!

Everyone swerves their head to see Akie and Inui making out on the bleachers.

Ski freaks out: OH GA-ROSS!!! Those are my superiors!

Jill hides her face: Idon'tknowyouIdon'tknowyou..

Star stares with her mouth open, gum just hanging there.

They hear a bump and Akie and Inui disappear from view.

Kimmie closes her eyes: There's no place like home there's no place like home...

Meanwhile the techies are learning something about anatomy and er...the birds and the bees.

All: Ewwwww...

 

Mk, a bit nervously: Can we please get on with the game?

The ref: Let's get it on!

The two teams face off.

Nightwing: ...

Harper: Nightwing, you gonna tell us what is it or do we have to share embarassing stories with these kids?

Nightwing gives him a nasty look: We're needed in the game.

Grant finally speaks up: Why?

Nightwing: Because... <ta da da da!> the young justice you see is actually Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash.

Troia: But Secret's herself, right?

Nightwing: No. I think that's Steel.

They squint at the figure of Secret: <pause> Ewwww....<shakes head to clear mind of the image>

Harper demands: And you knew of this? <feigns remorse> Oh I'm soo sorry, I forgot. You're the mini Bats around here.

Nightwing: Instead of wasting my energy beating the crap outta Roy, we'll just have to fight fire with fire. <turns to group> You with me?

Ski and Stars are too engrossed in him to hear what he just said: sigh...