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FunnyPoemsForKids.com (FPFK) welcomes children's poetry written by kids who would like to see their poems on this Kids' Page. Poems may be submitted from the form on the bottom left-hand side of this page. All submissions will be reviewed by children's poetry author, R. Renee Bembry to determine whether to place them on this site. Placement is NOT guaranteed. Poems that are posted will include child author's first name and age if provided with submission..

Author R. Renee Bembry also welcomes poetry topic ideas which may also be submitted via the submission form.

After reading the children's submissions on this page, continue scrolling down the page to find links leading to silly humorous poems written by author Ms. Bembry. The vast majority of poems offered at this site are written by Ms. Bembry who also has a children's eBook series, in its beginning stages, located at Amazon.com. Ms. Bembry has works published in educational mediums for schools as well as in online learning sites for children. Check here for her series of children's eBooks that address life's lessons.

Poems on this page began with food poetry ideas by children; however, kids may submit poems about any subject they like...

...and now for children's poetry written by kids themselves...


FOOD

If you like fish
Ask the waiter
To serve it to you
On a dish
If you like steak
Don't eat it with cake
You pay your fees
For cheese
You're my dude
If you like food
Don't let meat
Near my feet
If you're dairy
Don't let your food get hairy
If you're a veggie
Don't eat octupus
Which are leggy
If you're vegan
Do't eat any of these
Specially cheese
Ingrid - Age 8

KID

Kid kid
Kid
Big kid
Little kid
Young old middle kid
Nice mean idol kid
Last of all
Best of all...
A graduated kid
LilSofballKid - Age 9

A Stupid Nurse

I once heard a splendid verse,
About a stupid nurse,
When patients were scarce,
She let loose the bears,
And everything always got worse!
Nikki

Spaghetti

Spaghetti tonight,
Oh! What a fright.
Spaghetti on my shirt,
Oops! I got some on my skirt.
Spaghetti on the floor,
Look! There's even some on the door.
Please Mom, don't make any more!
Ellen P. - Age 8

Building A Snowman

Snow is something you will need
A hat
A scarf
You need to have
Coal for eyes
Carrot for nose
Sticks for arms
Button for clothes
You need coal for the mouth
And that is last
That's what you need
To build a snowman
Llizzy

My House

My cousins came to my house
I told them I got a mouse.
So I wasn't in a great mood
I did'nt want them to take my food.
So they went to the attic
To see the secret room.
Then they saw the mouse,
I told them I had one in my house
So they went downstairs with a shout
After they went I said, "GET OUT!!!!!"
Danielle Hayes - Age 9

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