Here at MyWonderfulHomepage, I strive to make sure your internet experience is as entertaining as possible. I do my best to make my pages not only enjoyable and user-friendly, but non-intrusive and legally abiding as well. To explain and demonstrate this pledge, I have created this section of my site.
All text written on these pages is held property of the webmaster of MyWonderfulHompage, whose name will not be identified for confidentiality purposes. Any unauthorized use of this text is, quite frankly, A-OK with me. I really don't care; it's just text anyway. All other multimedia hosted on this site is also the property of the aforementioned webmaster unless otherwise noted. Unauthorized use of this property is strictly forbidden and may be punishable under U.S. law.
Should any party prove any of this property to be their own, I will cooperate and either list this party as the multimedia's rightful owner, delete the multimedia from my account space, or remove the content in question from my site altogether, depending on which action is most appropriate for the offense. I do not claim the multimedia this site links to as my own; it may be subject to other copyrights.
My site posts select emails received from visitors of this site. They are posted without permission; please presume all emails sent to the webmaster of MyWonderfulHompage immediately become property of MyWonderfulHompage for all legal purposes. However, should the previous owner of such emails (whoever sent it) request that any or all of the information given be removed from this site, I will give up all ownership I have of this information to the author of the aforementioned email(s) and remove them from my site. I may, however, be slightly annoyed.
My site does not use any cookies at this current time. Angelfire.com may use a seperate cookie for their own marketing purposes. Please contact Angelfire.com for more information about their advertising practices. My site also contains links to other sites. MyWonderfulHomepage is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such web sites.
Contacting the Webmaster
My name is Ryan, and I'd be happy to respond to any emails you have regarding the above. Please do not assume that by contacting me, I am legally bound to respond to you unless I am made aware of another law that clearly states otherwise. (Just covering my bases, I'm good with emails.)