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What is your favorite...

Alien: The E.T. in that Family Guy, running around and wailing.
Author: I don't read, but Richard Krevolin blew my mind with Screenwriting for the Soul
Band: Queen, Bowie, Stones, Floyd, Skynyrd, Beatles, Dylan, and dozens more. DOZENS.
Board Game: Risk or Monopoly. Of course.
Bone in your Body: My clavical, the only one I broke. Can't top that unless I break something cooler.
Book: Screenwriting for the Soul. Even if you don't write. So good.
Candy: OH! Those Maple Creme dealies. Or buttercreme... or something creamy. Anyone?
Car: The Mini Cooper S. I wish they'd make one with a fuel cell. That'd blow my mind.
Cartoon Character: The White Ninja from WhiteNinjaComics.com because I laugh.
CD: Not big on CDs. I like MyTunes a lot, though. :-/
Celebrity: Jon Stewart. One day he'll be bigger than peanut butter.
Chinese Food: General Tsao's. Now there's a man bigger than peanut butter.
Class: I don't like any of my classes, and I doubt I will again.
Clothes Manufacturer: What? Whatever fits and is cheap. I don't care.
Cologne: Uh... "Chrome" by someone.
College: Madtown, bitches.
Color: Colors make this world tolerable. I love them all.
Comic Strip: White Ninja or Pickles. Or Get Fuzzy or Zits.
Country: Not this one.
Day of Week: I chill every day.
Dinosaur: What's that one that spat black stuff in Jurassic Park? That one.
Direction (on a compass) Like 'em spinning, like when you stand on the North Pole.
Disease: Exploding diarreha. Come on, it's funny.
Disney Movie: The Lion King, but I've watched it so many times...
Family Guy Character: Stewie or Brian. Or Quagmire.
Fast Food Place: Webb's or Jimmy Johns.
Finger: Thumbs are fingers. Thumbs.
Flower: Cyclamens or Birds of Paradise.
Food: Tasting things is one of my favorite pastimes. I can't choose.
Hood Ornament: If it could be anything, I'd want a woman laying down. But a jaguar is cool too.
Ice cream flavor: Bubble Gum. Haven't tried it yet? You're nothing to me.
Joke: "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."
Kind of computer: Eh.
Kind of Weather: A warm sunny day. The on-your-back, cloud-watching weather.
Kind of Wood: Oak. Solid.
Language: Languages kind of suck. I suppose English has been doing alright, though.
Late Night Show: Conan O' Brian!
Letter: Q. It's just fun to say. Say it. See?
Lunch at College: That Brocolli Fettuccine is damn good. And stew.
Memory: Live in the present
Mode of Transportation: Walking.
Movie: If you know me at all, you know there's no way I could do this.
Musical Instrument: Piano or guitar.
Name (boy): Jonah
Name (girl):Grace
Narcotic: Weed, but I've never done it.
Number: 18. So pivotal.
Online Lingo: Haha, online lingo sucks.
Outside Game: Kickball rules with a Z. Rulez.
Photo: I once moved around while scanning my face. It looks so cool.
Piano Piece: "The Luckiest." Its still my favorite.
Piece of Artwork: This.
Place to Work: I'd like to do construction, I think.
Quote: "Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were going to live forever." Gandhi.
Radio Station: 94.1 WJJO.
Restaurant: Any place with lots of class or no class.
Saturday Night Live Person: Will Ferral. Can't ever top him.
Season: Summer. No question.
Shampoo: Right now it's Pert Plus.
Simpson's Character: The Simpsons suck. I'm so sick of them.
Slang Word: Ummm... coooah? Brandon makes me laugh.
Slogan: No favorite there.
Smiley: :-/
Snack: Ice cream or Uncle Bens.
Soda: Cherry Coke.
Song: "Imagine" by John Lennon.
South Park Character: Probably Kyle. He reminds me of me, except I'm not Jewish.
Sport: Football.
Sports Athlete: I couldn't care less. They're overpaid.
Spy: James Bond. What a pimp.
Subject in School: Writing.
Swear: ****.
Teacher: Newman or Schneider.
Time of Day: Afternoon.
Toe: I like my pinky toes. They're so small.
TV Show: Family Guy. My God, that show is hilarious.
Type of Adhesive: Duct Tape. The answer to everything.
Type of Death: The inevitable kind.
Type of Music: I only dislike country, but even that is growin' on me.
Vacation Spot: Doesn't matter where I go, just who I'm with.
Version of Windows: XP Home Version, I guess.
Video Game: Super Mario Bros. 3. HELLS YES.
Wattage on a Light-Bulb: 25 Watts. Just a dim little light.
Weed: Dandelion. It's like the underdog flower.
Website: This one. I <3 this site. Or Google.
Word: Oh wow. No clue. I love words.
Writing Utensil: Pencil? Cuz you can doodle.
Yahoo! Game: I'm not on Yahoo much anymore.

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