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Second place ain't bad, but it ain't no first.

The Unworthy

Not every game can be in the Top 100 list I've created. Some have a few flaws, some don't have enough features, and some don't make my list because I can only pick 100. While these games are unworthy of my greatest list (hence the name), they're certainly good enough to be on this site. And so, I present "The Unworthy." Not good enough for the Top 100, but still, damn good.

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- Action - Puzzle - Sports - Miscellaneous - Past Top 100's

Action:
NEW! A Murder of Scarecrows - Fling seeds at your scarecrow army to protect them from the crows.

  • A-Blast - Your basic space shooter, but in a slick flash format with powerups!
    NEW! Alpha Bravo Charlie - Pilot your 'copter to pick up stranded soldiers and fight terrorism. And stuff.
  • Ant Arena - It's almost like a gladiator game, but with ants. And in a little watch.
    NEW! Battle Blitz - Play as the Teen Titans in a cool Mortal Kombat-like game.
  • Beer Dude - "The hottest, most tecnologically advanced game of our time - Beer Dude 1.0."
    NEW! Beer Dude 2 - There's a Beer Dude 2? Apparently. I found it by accident. :o
  • Belter - Classic Asteroid action in a great-lookin' game. High scores a plenty.
  • BreakOut 360 - Like BreakOut, but your paddle goes just about everywhere. Nice twist.
  • Buck's Backyard Steak-Grab - Simple game. Time your jumps and grab all the steaks you can.
  • City Jumper - Use two kinds of jumps to soar over and under obstacles.
    NEW! Commando Arena - As a robot, you must kill other robots. It's like a technological battle royale!
  • Divine Intervention - Badass pastor on a zombie spree. Shoot everything, and quickly.
    NEW! Doom Funnel Chasers - The Next Spaced Penguin. Same ol' gravity action, new blackhole twist.
  • Dragon Force - Typical space shooter with a cool weapon powerup system and missles.
  • Driver's Ed - Just like your road test, except if you hit cars, they explode.
    NEW! Dukz - Just like a carnival shooting game, but better. Shoot moving Duk targets.
  • Equilibrium - Jump to hit the blue balls and avoid the red balls. Reminds me of Orisinal.
  • Escape! - Drag around the red square without touching the blue shapes as long as possible.
  • Etherena Beta - Weird, fast-paced fighter. Lots of jumping and special moves.
    NEW! Fall Down - Don't let the ball get carried out of sight. How long can you last?
  • Fill It - Restrict the flying space of the birdy thingies with your awesome cruise ship.
  • Final Easy - You need an incredibly steady hand to move your little dude. Very hard.
  • Five Finger Fillet - Try your hand at this great flash game. Get it? HAND? No really, play.
  • Fly the Copter - Simple concept: click, it goes up. Let go, it goes down. Best game ever.
  • Gravity - Guide your little spaceship buddy to the bases on the other side of the planets.
  • Gravity Ball - It's 'Breakout' with a twist: weird gravity forces that mess with the bounce of the ball.
    NEW! Gravity Ball 2 - It's 'Gravity Ball' with more features and cool stuff. Still "meh" to me.
  • Günther - Kind of an inappropriate game. The object? To please Günther. I kid you no.
  • GyroBall - It's a simple concept: move the ball to the hole. But of course, it's harder than it looks.
    NEW! HomeRun - How far can you stumble around before your smashed self tips over and passes out?
    NEW! Immigration Game - Don't get caught by 'dem federalies. Fugitive mouse fun. :o
  • J20 - Practice your aim, then take back a few and practice some more. Makes me...thirsty...?
  • Johnny Rocketfingers - Control Johnny, the coolest stick man to ever grace the internet.
  • Mario World: Overrun - Arm yourself to the teeth, then protect the castle from Mario baddies.
    NEW! Midget Tossing - What else is there to say? Toss midgets, man! TOSS 'EM!
    NEW! Ninja Air Combat - Ninja's can FLY! And kill other ninjas! YEAH YEAH YEAH!
  • Orca Slap - Launch the penguin, throw your snowball, go for the bulls eye! How fun.
  • PacMan - PacMan is now back in flash form. Same cool game, new cool look.
  • PingPong 3D - 'Pong' simply wasn't enough. Somebody needed to go and make it 3D.
  • Plastic Balls 1.5 - Circular BreakOut. Break all the bricks and stay away from the drain!
  • Population: Tire - Keep the tire up as long as possible and grab all the multipliers you can!
  • Red Beard - Control Red Beard, the optimistic, adventurous chap inside a little bubble.
  • Redline Rumble - Great 3D racer! Swerve through traffic to get ahead and win the race!
  • Rigelian Hot Shots - Like 'Fly the Copter', but vertical. Stay centered, hit the bug things, score!
  • ROFL Attack - Heli Attack Parody. Pilot the ROFL copter and kill everything.
    NEW! Rubber-Band-It - Nail your co-workers in a rubber-band brawl.
  • Rural Racer - One or two player racing! Don't hit the edges, careful 'round those turns...
    NEW! Short Bus Rampage - Run over all the little unfortunate kids. hahahaha
  • SkyBolter 3D - Kickass jetfighter game with missions and three-dimensional coolness.
    NEW! Snail and Pace - Whoever races snails probably loves this game. I don't race snails.
  • Snowcraft 2.0 - Snowball fights turned into a flash game, complete with impossible odds.
  • Soap Bubble - Control a fragile bubble through the hot, dry mines. Careful, careful...
  • Spaced Penguin - Slingshot a penguin back to his ship using the gravity of nearby planets.
  • SpaceRunner - Three moves: Jump, Roll, and Dive. See how long you last.
  • Squirrel Squash 2 - Quick thinking and fast moves are the only way to score big in this game.
  • Super Mario Rampage - Mario finally goes badass and takes out Mario Land baddies with a gun.
  • Tanks - 'Tanks' with tons of extra options, including different weapons, terrains, etc.
  • Tunnel Rush - Pick your favorite spaceship, then fly through the tunnels shooting everything. :)
  • Turbo Tanks - It's a tank face off. Destroy your opponent before he destroys you.
  • UFO Rally - Race your saucer through the caves as fast as possible. Careful: don't hit anything.
  • WebWar - Sweet retro space shooter. It's just like the arcade, 'cept for that weird guy's picture..
  • X227 - A nice flash shooter in the form of those Area 51 arcade games. Pretty cool.
  • Xiao Xiao 4 - 'Tis a great shooter, complete with a ripoff Matrix ending. Good times.

    Puzzle:

  • Acno's Energizer - Help Acno move the balls into the energizer as fast as possible.
  • All Out - The best thing about this puzzle is what you give up to get a solution.
    NEW! AstroPop - Collect and connect colored rectangles with your cool spaceship dealie!
    NEW! Beetle Knarka - You're a bug. You move stuff. Harder puzzle than it sounds.
    NEW! A Case of the Crabs - A mystery adventure game. Help Nick Bounty nab the culprit.
  • Catapult - Calculate the best projectory to hit keeps, birds, flags, and knights with your catapult.
  • Crash - Control the traffic to guide cars to safety...or crash them to tiny bits.
  • The Crimson Room - Think you can escape the Crimson Room? Everyone should play once.
  • Crypt Raider - Same concept as "Acno's Energizer." Cheap programmer bastards!
    NEW! Eight Queens of Death - Place 8 Queens on a chess board so that none of them are in jeopardy.
  • Frozen Bubble - Shoot and match the colored bubbles to make them fall. Frozen fun.
  • Lego Junkbot - Move the LEGO bricks so your Junkbot can access the trash. Robots are cool.
  • Levers - This game is all about balance. Make sure both sides have an equal weight on them.
  • Luffarschack - Tic-Tac-Toe, but five in a row. And a much larger grid. Great puzzle.
  • Pattern Panic - Find the pattern among a bunch of weird symbols. Gets hard rather quickly.
  • Pearls Before Swine II - Try to get this guy stuck with the last pearl. Yes, it is possible to win.
  • Pipe Down 3D - Connect the tubes so when you drop the ball, it lands in the crate.
  • Quirky Circuits - It's like a colorful technological matching adventure. And stuff.
  • Railroad Builder - Quickly finish the tracks so the train can go to the station.
  • Robootik - Move the joints to gather the springs before the timers run out.
  • Simon Advanced - A new level of Simon-related frustration. Try the Nightmare setting.
  • Supernating Superdudes - Come on, it's called Supernating Superdudes. Of course it's good.
  • Tank Mania - Join a vast network of gamers to play a strategic tank war game.
  • Word Up - Spell words by connecting letters. The audience giggles if you spell 'poo.'

    Sports:

  • Base Jumping From Mars - New extreme sport. Try to hit the rings as you freefall through space.
    NEW! Bomb Golf - If only minigolf always involved explosives. *sigh*
  • Canyon Glider - Guide your glider through the rings for high scores. Mind the airborne obstacles.
  • Cricket - A somewhat realistic game of cricket. Watch for that kickass duck.
    NEW! Dread Rocks - Help this little Carribean dude scale a cliff with naught but a grapple hook.
  • Just Not Cricket - Beat the little critters before they tear you apart.
  • Lightning Break - Pool with a sweet twist. Knock in the balls in special sequences.
  • Look Alive (Adult Swim Soccer) - It's a simple flash game, but with funny Home Movies quotes.
    NEW! Moon Rider - High-speed motorcycle game. Watch those tight turns.
  • Slime Volleyball - It doesn't matter if they don't look like slime. It's prime volleyball action!
  • Super Web Soccer - One of the few, if not the only, soccer flashes out there. Good sporty fun.

    Miscellaneous:

  • A Break in the Road - Tour the city and record what you hear, then head back and mix a song.
  • Air Balls - How many balls can you juggle at once? Gets difficult very quickly.
    NEW! Don't Let Go - HoldTheButton ripoff. Don't let go of some little thing that moves around.
  • Flip Flap - Push the button and make sure the balls keep on rolling. It seems simple at first..
  • Gorillaz Final Drive - Drive through a virtual recreation of a Gorillaz music video.
    NEW! Hero Machine - Design a custom super hero or villain with predrawn faces and costumes.
  • Hold the Button - Test your patience. Hold the button.
  • Insaniquarium - Raise goldfish, earn money, buy things that help you raise goldfish.
  • iSketch - A large online pictionary community awaits here. No registration, just drawing.
    NEW! Live in Barney's Barn - Make your own cow drum solo. Awesome claymation fun.
  • Make-A-Flake - A favorite around winter. Make your own intricate snowflake with virtual paper.
  • Mouse Speed Test - Not much to this game. Test your mouse skills with this flash.
    NEW! Mr. Picassohead - Just like Mr. Potatohead, but with awesome Picasso stuff. Actually very fun!
    NEW! Playdo Graffiti - Share a subway wall with some random folks. Ruin their spraypainted art.
  • Poke the Bunny - Poke the bunny. Enjoy the sound it makes. Maybe you'd like to poke it again.
  • Scion Live Graffiti - Make your own tag all over different city scapes. Neat options.
    NEW! South Park Character Creation - Use South Park styled cutouts to create a new character.
  • Spank the Monkey - Spank it slow? Then you're no fun. Spank it fast? Then dance, dammit!

    Past Top 100's:

  • A-Blast - Your basic space shooter, but in a slick flash format with powerups!
  • All Out - The best thing about this puzzle is what you give up to get a solution.
  • Belter - Classic Asteroid action in a great-lookin' game. High scores a plenty.
  • BreakOut 360 - Like BreakOut, but your paddle goes just about everywhere. Nice twist.
  • The Crimson Room - Think you can escape the Crimson Room? Everyone should play once.
  • Divine Intervention - Badass pastor on a zombie spree. Shoot everything, and quickly.
  • Driver's Ed - Just like your road test, except if you hit cars, they explode.
  • Five Finger Fillet - Try your hand at this great flash game. Get it? HAND? No really, play.
  • Fly the Copter - Simple concept: click, it goes up. Let go, it goes down. Best game ever.
  • Hold the Button - Test your patience. Hold the button.
  • Insaniquarium - Raise goldfish, earn money, buy things that help you raise goldfish.
  • Johnny Rocketfingers - Control Johnny, the coolest stick man to ever grace the internet.
  • Orca Slap - Launch the penguin, throw your snowball, go for the bulls eye! How fun.
  • PacMan - PacMan is now back in flash form. Same cool game, new cool look.
  • Pearls Before Swine II - Try to get this guy stuck with the last pearl. Yes, it is possible to win.
  • PingPong 3D - 'Pong' simply wasn't enough. Somebody needed to go and make it 3D.
  • Plastic Balls 1.5 - Circular BreakOut. Break all the bricks and stay away from the drain!
  • Poke the Bunny - Poke the bunny. Enjoy the sound it makes. Maybe you'd like to poke it again.
  • Population: Tire - Keep the tire up as long as possible and grab all the multipliers you can!
  • Redline Rumble - Great 3D racer! Swerve through traffic to get ahead and win the race!
  • Rigelian Hot Shots - Like 'Fly the Copter', but vertical. Stay centered, hit the bug things, score!
  • Red Beard - Control Red Beard, the optimistic, adventurous chap inside a little bubble.
  • Rural Racer - One or two player racing! Don't hit the edges, careful 'round those turns...
  • SkyBolter 3D - Kickass jetfighter game with missions and three-dimensional coolness.
  • Slime Volleyball - It doesn't matter if they don't look like slime. It's prime volleyball action!
  • Snowcraft 2.0 - Snowball fights turned into a flash game, complete with impossible odds.
  • Spaced Penguin - Slingshot a penguin back to his ship using the gravity of nearby planets.
  • Spank the Monkey - Spank it slow? Then you're no fun. Spank it fast? Then dance, dammit!
  • Tank Mania - Join a vast network of gamers to play a strategic tank war game.
  • Xiao Xiao 4 - 'Tis a great shooter, complete with a ripoff Matrix ending. Good times.

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