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I, (state your name), being of unsound mind, hereby agree to absolutely nothing and reserve the right to sue the pants off the idiot who made this retarded website for any injury, real or imaginary, incurred while browsing Rick's Psycho Ward and the other pages herein.
Please go to the washroom before entering. I don't want to be responsible for making you pee your pants while laughing. (Well, maybe I do. heh) Remove all sharp objects from your pockets. Remember, lobotomies and electro-shock treatments are optional for first time visitors. If you suffer from agateophobia (the fear of insanity), this is not the place for you.
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