Taking it on the chin -- A quality of a woman that Percosolation Products' is a staunch supporter of. If you didn't get it, it's face-basting, you dipshit!
Teenie-Weeny Weenie Malady (TWWM) -- Where you have such a small peep, that it would be better if you used your big toe. Tod donut-Ring suffers this afflik-shun.
Testicle Baldness -- The balding of the nutz.
Testically Speaking -- What you say in a conversation to sound really brainy. Testically speaking, of course.
Testicular Tapioca -- A fluid which shoots out of an erection when it has been pleasured beyond all endurance. Synonyms: Jizm; cum; Sperm; Vanilla Icing; Semen; Luv-Juice; Spunk; orgasmic ooze; Dripping Luv; Lunch; Jell; Luv-Potion No. 69; glaze; ooze; whipped cream; load; wad; man milk; dick spit; Froth; Ball Brew; Bahl Broo; scrotal squirtings; Cream; Crème; Sweet Slime; dynamic discharge; Spume; Foam; Goo; glue; luv elixir; A hot, sweet, creamy white-stuff suspended in a clear, oozing fluid; white-out; broth; broad beverage; oil of a-lay; cock vomit (R came up with that one); penile puke; erectile excrement; candy; syrup; seminal syrup; facial cream; cheese-whiz; Mayo; lip balm; liquid enamel; penis paste; discharge; spray; ejaculations; gonadular guacamole; makin'-baby formula; Liquid lust; Luv; marshmallow cream; secretions; scrotal secretions; hair-spray; coital custard; scum; slop; chowder; whizz; scrotal soup; mung; facial glaze; mousse; scuzz; lava of lust; fag food; gay gravy; Homo Humus; nut butter; whipped cream; ball batter; liquid nails; yogurt; spewings; mouthwash; toothpaste; anti-diarrhetic; milk of magnesia; Filk of fagnesia; plaster of penis (R again); cock Crisco; bitch bastings; hurl; male marmalade; goop; guck; liquid pearls; pearl drops; rubber leftovers; scrotal sap; gene juice; testicular tapioca (of course); sour cream; moisturizer; fuck sauce; fluid; fondue ala fuck; cock snot (again, R); milk; cough syrup; fuk lotion; phuck phlegm; erection expectorations; testicle tonic; penile pudding; hair conditioner; oxy-10; scrotal stew; sherbet; sexual sorbet; Kalua; coconut milk; white chocolate; gum; dick drool; sludge; Barbasol; Bisquick; Jizquick; Cool Whip; silly string; caulking (cock-ing); hot shot; Armor all; turtle wax; chap stick; tofu; mush; grits; oatmeal; cream of meat; gonad grease; Jerkin's lotion; drip; mucus; flow; dick douchings; murp; murpage; cream cheese; seed; oats (as in blowing your oats); gonadular extract; oil; gleet; plasm; plasma; ectoplasm; skeet; liquid paraffin; mortar; dick deluge; liquid plumber; penile pus; essence; pectin; wang-whip; testicular tears of joy; fuck-foam; Brie; spackling compound; silly putty; play-doh; erection confection; shellac; varnish; stain; dew; honey; Sterno; polish; finger food; meringue; globule; glide; vanilla milkshake; throb; throbbings; voidings; syrup of ipecac (ipe-cack); nitro glycerin; blob; sea monkey syrup; chunks; cement; whey; solution; wang water; vapor; salve; margarine; ointment; unguent; gelatin; Jell-O; serum; Dick's vapo-rub; lubrisperm; smear; venom; spritz; poison; mustard; paint; spray paint; latex; finger paint; dick dough; suds; liquid soap; little wrigglers; rod wompings; secret sauce; ranch dressing; buttermilk; bryl-cream; lard; afro-sheen; nutri sweet; sweet in low; saccharine; Karo syrup; molasses; preparation H; ball barf; non-dairy creamer; creamora; toffee; carnal caramel; nut tossings; Visine; nasal spray; primal-teen mist; primal-teen fyst; mist; fog; smog; erection ejection; penile poot; frosting; cock congealings; snow cone; slush; spork spores; malted milk; internal injection; resin; dick distillations; sweat; exudings; extrudings; saline; nutrient; Krazy glue; fondant; hydrogen peroxide; vinegar; Maalox whip; bleach; vitamins; slide; fuel; staple food; prick silver; mercury; pap; cud; liquid amoré; bone marrow; testicle tallow; suet; pop; seltzer; tonic water; shower; gust; gale; squall; residue; fluoride; flurry; flush; bearded clam sauce; puree; punch; silicone; milt; soft roe; rid; Rogaine; outburst; shout; exclamation; concentrate; hail; sleet; Tabasco; ball-ya-base; dry gas; ball bouillon; acetone; thinner; turpentine; ass-id; Windex; treat; glucose; sucrose; Velveeta; ink; water paint; flux; rosin; campho-phenique; chlorophyll; chloroform; ether; beef gravy; brine; steeping; house wine; champagne; shampoo; plaque; tartar; gingivitis; horseradish sauce (Sharon's is made from real horses); heave; pulp; pigment; melanin; V8; strychnine; nectar; Mr. Bubble; pesticide; fertilizer; mung; dong dung; slick; oil slick; scrum; penile diarrhea; caviar; sQueeb; urethral upchuck; creosote; soak; float; nut bustings; unction; pepsogen; cream ale; lager (log-her); Hi-C; runnings; cock clay; special sprinkles; dash; jimmies; shortening; relish; squirt; jive; jissom; jism; blot; dab; dep; dip; dap; toxin; DDT; cognac; spittle; coagulations; cling; flush; beflourish; bondage; acrylate; nougat; eggnog; nutmeg; propellant; product; procreant; profluent; projectile; vitriol; ichor; euchre; pap; pepsin; cock hocker; stuff; penile purgings; purge; Gatorade; mash; thwackage; whip-off; chow; luv loogie; liquor; wisp; retch; yolk; zing; zoom; splutter; liquid passion; squeeze; wheeze; stucco; payload; daily supplement; surge; surf; tide; pay-off; tartar sauce; pemmican; hemorrhage; harvest; hack; gurgle; gargle; drench; ripple; mocha; dunk; penchant; penance; effervescence; pension; pep; opiate; cordial; ball belch; ball burp; confetti; compost; perfume; cack yack; cologne; salsa; perishable; produce; cock clot; baptism; paptism; curd; caster oil; medicine; cod liver oil; slurpee; pert; ball blastage; spew; gunk; zip; cack gack; gack; cock syrup; liniment; hops; coffee mate; slurpage; hail; volley; ungh; urh; ug; yikes; zowwee; shazzam; cunt-ry crock; surf; dollop; head cheese; booger; just-dessert; cock chokage; go-jo; groan; sleaze; crud; crum; bisque; hog hollerings; ball bellow; gulpage; egg drop; chunkage; Lip-Balm's Cup o' goop; Slime-Feast; vanilla fudge; strafe; Ball-molive; White Rain; Piña Colonic; Quik; beef stock; Genital Spills Skeeties; Meaties; Shmear; gristle; funk; adhesive; ad-HE-sive; brief grease; molt; slag; nut-white; Kinkyman's Boi Sauce; puddle; balm; marinara; Gum-Out; clot; apiterife; USDA Daily recommended allowance; scarfage; snackage; treat; skid; orgazmage; tonic; phuk phlux; skizz; tack; hormone; free base; malt; butter scotch; formehldahyde; smudge; slip; pool; slinkage; pulsage; quiver; heavage; twitchings; flotsam; jetsam; marinade; formula; log lactation; libation; cum-fetti; pube lube; Clearasil; salutation; genital genuflection; Nu Vinyl; ablution; accelerant; accent; accident; accretions; marmalade; fruit fresh; hackage; twinkle; glitter; glisten; glow; titanium white; fettuccini au weenie; barrage; splotch; splurge; 2%; chicken ala ding dong; chickenhawke ala ding dong; spice; solvent; splash; splat; peckermint schnapps; vitamin C; skeet-n-low; agent white; lickage; s'mores; testicle tequila; main vein chow mein; WD-40; vittles; NyQuil; varmint vomit; Spamage; nut musk; Vagisil; Farm Rich; nuttage; ballings; Vel-Skeeta; willinage; snarfings; special sauce; skeeties; frosted mini-skeets; frosted flakes; tastee sleezze; creamy Italian; groove; icy-hot; effort-dent; moist; wet; stickage; Big Mac-age; Newman's own; percosolage; muck; Italian Ice; crack; china white; hash; smack; Old Spice; Brute 33; Scute 33; Rolling Cock; crescendo; slur; slurp; floaties; silver salute; mercury; salami alfredo; Miracle Whip; ocean spray; bonus; ecto-cooler; kool-aid; back-fire; crack-fire; kerplunk; yodels; wench quench; gatorade; sexhaust; slop'n'blo floor polish; flinch; ejaculi; ball-istic; Clearly Canadian; Canuckage; launch; doobage; ball blo; pearl jam; Mr. Clean; Canola oil; Dom Perion; ham Porion; Cold Duck; sealant; coolant; hooch; fire water; water color; nut cluster; scummi wurms; gas-X; twistle-age; Jim Beam; cum-bug; hasenpfeffer; hors d'ovaries; he-brew; gypsum; glut; nutting honey; jam; a capella au gratin; ricotta; cottage cheeze; spring water; mineral oil; Replens; Paula-dent; inglenook hump-er dickage; wookings; Log Cabin; meal; malice; mallow; lozenge; throat-spray; hambusol; anusol; ketchup; heap; grime; rime; grand slam; gob; gobbit (look it up); frenzy; French Chalk; frolicage; flotilla; jet; flirt; fling; fleck; Breck; fizz; clout; coup d'tat; coup d'grace; hemlock; sodium bicarbonate; ale; contraband; contra-gland; compound; homo-genitalized milk; chug; cataclysm; fly ball; pop-up; bunt; knuckle ball; line drive; fast ball; runnel; undie-funk; Uriah Heapage; lip gloss; gloss; plankton; scunge; split nut soup; split pea soup; prize; quirk; gag; gland slam; cappuccino; cack-tus juice; wish; gift; clear-coat; epilogue; poi; boi-poi; gumbo; French Vanilla; wash; detergent; salsoda; mulch; trebuchet; throw; saki; Heinz 69; A1; Gay-1; slap shot; field goal; punt; in-cumming; liquid porcelain; vagina white; surprise; present; Ovary-teen; Cappio; bacon grease; slap; frenzy; bezerkage; chlor-aiyagoowah-septic; Dijonaise; clench; face hit; ass Plus; En-Bust; spizz; revelry; viscous revelation; residoo; reply; compensation; renumeration; dinner; carnal-ation instant breakfast; lunch; brunch; mid-afternoon snack; late supper; midnight snack; buffet; din-din; shot; slop shot; slam dunk; dribble; (sp)rayon; spray n' slush; quintessence; effervescence; quip; quinine; qualification; qualm; lunge; punctuation; Lap-pio; 1 a day; nootchage-eena; slam funk; lump sum; clump sum; blurb; jazz; spazzzage; K-Y jelly; Gay-Y Jelly; chinchillage; monoxi-spill; Mrs. butterworth's; Flog Cabin; Krazy Goo; dressing; styling gel; command performance; nexxxus; drop off; lemonade; squeeze off; grease; crude; crude oil; espresso; Texxas T; Arby's horsy sauce (Sharon's is made from horses); sandwich spread; cheeze whiz; sleaze whiz; Three-mile island dressing; toxic waste; butt glaze; nut sauce; rock 'n roll; hustle; hustle-age; mace; sin; Scooby snacks; Baskin 'n Throbbins 69 flavourz; (liquid) white gold; cilantro; arugula; anus-ette; a round; antifreeze; Gilette Foamy; Chablis; white Zinfandel; Bordeaux; bubbly; result; John Travoltage; Almond Joy; Mounds; gay-onaise; big gulp; smoothie; Mallo-Cup; Ballman's Gay-onaise; butt plaster; face bastings; OOPS; duck sauce; Shanghai surprise; slope; Bundt Cake; Betty-Cocker Cundt Cake; Pee Wee Hermanage; Hermitage; Chiapettage; Secret Ingredient; Mongol-age; slop en flesh blo; salami albyno; clamor; ralph; nut ralph; Nacho Sleaze cumbos; Nacho Sleaze Dork-Skeetoz; liquid albino; nutri-stain; one-eyed sleaze; scrapple; frottage sleeeze; whang-hi surprise; genuine draft; polymer; snausages; Bonkerz; spice of pony, the San Francisco Skeet; strike out-age; Pillar's genuine shaafft; ermine ink; liquid matriculation; palm oil; cream ale; eel cream; creem of eel; liquid calcium; chalk; chicken ala albino; Monterey jack-off; La-boi's beef fairy-aki; gay-tor-aids; carnal glanderz; goop starters; cunt-ry slime; Bentos; Milky Gay; Pork pecker-mint patty; Pro-messo; slickerz; greases nut-butter cup; Hungry man; glandwich; oleo; murpies oil slope; Slopicana Fyster; white eye; gay-ro syrup; warm and slimee sauce; haft mack-a blo-nee and sleaze; fahrfeneugate; beHinds 69 sauce; Guy-lerz beef ballion; boll-boli; Ballz mentho-liptus (welcum to the ballz of medicine); effort-bent; blast-her oil; Bone-ami; butt-plant Parmesan; Cack manialz; St. glIdes; tri-bent; Ballsa; Pumping Cack Hash; mono-splat 7; liquid meat; icy hot; formula 36C; Hawaiian Slopic; spit ball; Free-toe Gay Skeetoz; Sleaze Puff; One-a-gay; Bentrum (from gAy to kink); Fystorine; cumpound W.; slick 50; 10w69; STP (scrotal twitch paste); cum-Out; Spillette extra foamy; wEdge gel; Coxema; Glan-o-lin; Bud lite; Corona; Gore-bona extra; bone chrome; blowing-hau; Spurtle Whacks; Slippity Goo; Swillcream; beef jerkage; brewski; J.J. Vein-wright; IC Pale log-her; chin cling; 100 gland bar; LSD (libidinous scrotal dung); Vein Dance; MSG (man's scrotul goop); Mung-Pow Beef; lin-peenie with bearded clam sauce; man-isplotti; Risnotta Sleaze; Camebert; Limburger; Gland-o-Lakes; Par-Gay; porn meal; Honey-bone; nuckling oat gland; glan-ola; Rape Nutz; PCP (penile cock paste); Crispy Skeetz & Glazings; Porn Pops; Penile Colonic; Penile Colada; Slop Tarts; THC (testicular hack cling); Peps-o-Bent; Pole-gate; Gaym; spermicelli; body-jelli; spermiculite; chickenhawk ala ding dong; powerful hankering; investment; Guylenol; ball-endaise sauce; Oral-Gel; Slim Jimmings; My-selex; Guy-Selex; fructose; Homo-Sodom-ium Skoot-amate; Skoote; Skate; Cocka-Cola; Pole-Slaw; peep-si Cola; penis pesto; skeetels; giblets; Spermashave; Fresca; oooze-o; RC (Rolling Cock); Gay & W spoot-on-rear; spluge; spoot; Doctor Pecker; Fello-Jello; Mount-n-Spew; ATM (anal testicular masturbation); Merri Sloppings; Spooze; Pudweiser; dick 50; white wash; white out; miracle slip; DDT (dynamic dick twichingz); gonadular gregariousness; COD (cock ooze drippings); APR (anal penile regurgitation); hot wash; EDT (erectile distillation of the Testes); Primer; MPH (man's penis hocker); UFO (urethral fondant oscillation); PMS (primal masturbatory sloppicanage); chickenhawke vindiloo; IRA (injectory rape acid); PLO (penile libations orgazmage); holy water; murk; ACLU (anal cock-liquid for uvulas); AFLCIO (anal fuck-launch, cock in orifice); IRS (injectable rectum scum); NYSE (Nougat Yanked from Scrotal Extractions); NASDAQ (nocturnal ass-fucking slips dick attracting Queerios) ; RPM (rectal purge matriculation); ASAP (anus's special acetone prickage); RSVP (Re-emittant Semen on vaginas, Please); GNP (gross nadular product); praline; gay-leene; rain; deluge; UPS (uvular penis swill); FTD (fucking teste distillate); colt 45; drizzle; downpour; spit; pony juice; AZT (anal zooerastic twitch); AIDS (anally injected death sentence); Gaalox Whip; Reemer's blend; Guylerz Rape Concentrate; Gay-lies little chug; USMC (Uteral spizz mung's Coalesce); chode lode; USAF (Ur seminal anal fling); BBQ chickenhawke; ACDC (anally coagulated dick clot); AMEX (Another male ejaculate xylophonation); LED (Libidinous Erectile Discharge); ABC (anal bone chrome) {anal ball chowder}; CEO (cockular ejaculation orgazmage); CPA (Coolant from Penises Anonymously) {carnal penile anointment}; DMV (donuted Mung on vaginas); DMZ (Dickular Murk by Zooerasters); VCR (vaginal cock Retchings); FYI (Fistular Yank Injectibles); ESP (Ejaculated Scrotul Ply); USA (Ur seminal Acetate); nut hustle; hurdlage; liquid paper; nttz (Nadular tonsil tonic Zylophonation); TNT (testicular nad tastee-sleeze); tea; pearl gay tea; TBS (testicular ball slush); KFC (krystalline fuq clay); KDKA (kNadular deluge kollides anally); KQV (Kunt-Queen's vittles); viands; victuals; liquid nuptial; EMI (erectile mung ichor); HBO (homo-boi orgazmage); CBS (carnal ball slop); NBC (nutted bitch carmel); CNN (coital nookie-nougat); DRI (dynamic rectum injection); ATS (anuther twitching scrotum); FCC (fisted cock chug); VHF (vaginal hibiscus fondant); UHF (Uteral hose flick); snot; GOP (gonadular oscillation pulsage); MIA (mongolage in ass); MST (masturbated stroke throttle); NYC (narly yid cleanse); POW (Paste On Women); PST (percosolated slop tarts); RFD (rimmed fuck dye); FDR (fondanted donutted ralph); SRO (slippery rod oil); DAT (dynamic ass tonic); DCC (dickular cunt-coat); kerosene; gasoline; ass-hole-een; ETA (erectional titilating acid); NFL (nadular fuq launch); PBS (penile ball-squirt); frooty pebbles; QED (Queer Erection Distillate); WTAE (Whacked Testicular anal Ejaculage); WPXI (whipped penile xylophone inflection); hot oil treatment; gay poop-on; HMO (Hot Mama Oil); ball-room blitz; blitz; hog snog; spuge; chum; tonsil spritzings; epiglottal loogie; tongue tarter sauce; Ballmark skeeting hard; bahl-ucination; testicular tally-ho; NBA (Nuttial blast ass-ociation); face-skatings; skindex; shlep-to jiz-bahl; gay-o peck-torate; dick's lip therapy; Bliss-Dixx; schmere drops; Guy-lex; vanilla ice; pube mousse; Ragu; Raw-goo; scroticular sap; blintz; blitzkrieg; upload; savoir fair; NAACP (Nadular anal-Anointment from cocks, Please); ball-sum; balsam; Ball-Salamic Vinegar; apple-butter; throat balm (throat bomb?); JFK (Jacking Frooted Karmel); WPTT (Whipped Penile Tit Tonic); Slap-a-peeno blast; MTV (Matriculated testicle Vomit) {man's Testicle Varnish); AKA (Always Knutting anally); CST (cock Slip Twitch); LIFO (Length in, fuck out); GIGO (Gnads in, Goop out); CFC (Chicken Fuck Chug); MBA (My ballz' Applegate); NWT (Nutt White Twitchings); DOW (dicks Open and discharge Wetness); Bleach Cobbler; CSO (Covert scrotul operations); turtle soup; CFO (Chronic fuck oil); ATI (Amorphous Teste Inflection); GTI (Guacamole Twitch Ichor); IBM (Injected Ball Mung); ITT (Injectable Teste Twitch); ESPN (Ecstatic Slippery pulse-nougat); DOD (Dizzy Orgazm Dunk); Boi Sen sauce; Chin Flinger; Kidney Pudding; LAPD (Launch Absorption Pad Drippings); slake; DNA (Dorking Nookie acrylate); cream eel; Trojans Rockefeller; Boi-ster's Rockefeller; soup-de-jour; bourbon; old grand-dad; goop-de-jour; fairy dust; eggs bent-a-dick; TSS (Tonsil Shot Syndrome); High Ball; Peckrich Bahl-loni; Peckrich; white eye; liquid eye patch; Grand Mariner; prime slime; prime ribbage; BBC (Bull ball-chowder); Choke-a-Pola; Schlepsi; Mount-N-Spew; Fystal Schelpsi; Perrier; Cherokee White; Vernor's; Spermor's; Jolt; Old German; Bold Sperman; DEC (dickular Erection Cola); Harvey Wall-Banger; White Russian; pole cream; cold cream; night deposit; automatic deposit; bromide; dolomite; cyanide; fungicide glop; Yeager -meister; infucktion; bath beads; prime slime de bovine; Harvy Ball-Whanger; bust nut soup; tastee-squeeze; va-china white; micro-brew; WCW (White Cream Whip); ECW (Erect Cock Wackage); WWF (Womped Willie Fondant); FD&C White #5; TWA (Testiculaly whacked analage); PCB (pulsing cock blast); EMT (Erectile Manila Tricklage); scroo goo (yoo hoo); Queer Wine (cheer wine); Bun Slop (Sun Drop); Fystor Squibb (Mr. Pibb); chicken hard-on blo; scroto-late; slappuchino; sexpresso; chimichongage; scrotal con queso; leche de carne; Tummy Lube Express; belly jelly; Nut-meg; silly string; TFH (testicular fuq-haq); IBM (Inflicted Ball Mung); ICBM (Intra-Cuntual Blast-Milkage); MS-DOS (Masturbated Sorbet-Dick's Own Sauce); white gushing; chow-chow; un-tan in a can; white-hot death; womb-spongings; V-05; hot oil treatment; protrusion infusion; Boister Sauce; WD69; Guy-drawlic fluid; Borkings; Vanilla Custard; Belli Jelli; Bodi-Jelli; sphinct-seepage; sphinctossings; sphincterage; sphinctings; sphintasms; sphinctalia; sphinctorisms; VSV (Vaginalia Sphinctora Vanilla); DVD (Dickular Vaginal Drool); ISP (Internal Seminal Pulsage); beef bonanza; emulsifier; catalyst; montage barrage; ma-cheeeze-mo; maitai; quicksilver; gonadular gusto; Zagnut zest; spritzer; GBH (Gonadular Bahl Hunny); inkling; hunch; FBI (Flying Ball Ichor); CIA (Cum In Ass); KGB (Kunt Gnad Brie); WHES (white-hot eye splatter); WHNP (white-hot nose plugs); NAFTA (nutting anal funk to ass); INTERPOL (Injectible neugate to erotically regurgitate pap on ladies); bun-hunny; coup d'twat; liquid protein; protein shake; shooting a 2-ball; stratagems; chickenhawke divan; nut drop soup; ejaculate; moo goo gui glan; Genital tBlows Chicken; Horseyfeffer; blamange; bed pudding; au jus; The Spouse Dressing; au you; Spurt gland-poo and bone-ditioner;
Testicle Tongue-Tickle -- Kinda defines itself, doesn't it?
Testicular Incontinence -- Once you pop, you cannot stop.
Tex - What you call a woman who's been fucked so hard and violently that she walks with her legs spread like a Tex.
Throat -- The part of a woman which is best when it has a dick stuffed down it or shooting a load down it.
Three-ring Circus -- Fucking a woman in every hole.
Thwack-Attack -- The compulsive, undeniable urge that suddenly overtakes the so afflicted and causes him to violently wax his salami regardless of his locale. (Some people in restaurants have been violently ill after finding out that what is on their BLT is not Mayo.);
Tight Lipped -- What a woman with a mouthful of cum must be. Or Tod.
Tod -- A dickhead of immense proportions. A motherfucker that gets on yer nerves so bad that, upon meeting him, you'd just luv to watch his face as you strangle the life out of him. Synonyms: Chode-Smoker; cum-Stain; Suck-Hole; ass-Wipe; fuck-Stick; Rimmer; Used Rubber; Douche Bag; Used Tampon; Cherry-Stained Maxi-Pad; Tongue-ual Rectal Thermometer; cock-sucker; ass-fuck; dog-shit; Turd; Schmuck; faggot; Nerd; Geek; Dork; Spaz; Near-Sighted gynecologist with a good sense of smell; dim-bulb; half-wit; limp-dick; fairy; limp-wristed gnad-licker; nut-tosser; whacker; Judge Wompner; cow Boi; La-Z-Boi; Bat-Boi; Boi-Poi Swiller; clit; gay porno king; Tod 'the donut' dohring; Chocolate Popsicle connoisseur; too kind to animals (male, of course {for intercourse}); someone who'd save mankind by killing himself; a faggot with 1 1/2 testes; Ol' Needle dick himself; Gay-vid Whoresh; wide receiver; Alimentary canal taster; Rim cleaner; dildo; enthusiastic proctologist; thirsty urologist; hungry coprologist; someone who'd save mankind by cutting off his sack; eunuch; (yes, we really hate this) motherfucker; Mongoloid; leper; chicken-fucker; chicken-choker; pud-wiser; yank-or; whack-or; hump-or; bitch; crack snarfer; pencil-necked geek with a pin-dick that pricks mosquitoes; bumhole; bunghole; brine-liker; brute; smoot; sissy; punk motherfucker; nige; whigger; wank-or; always bends over to pick up the soap (and hopefully get lucky); pig licker; shit licker; loaf smoker; penis lover; penile narcissist; chode lode; nut-suckler; chode-toker; Liberaci's cumpanion; Rod Stewart groupie; Toto's bung-bong; gladiator; skid-mark taste-tester; sack-sucker; uses any dog's dick as a swizzle stick; cow-boi; twit; retard; faggot; fuck-stick; douche-bag; swob-sucker; maxi-stain; complete total bastard; 6-month undie chisler; boner; renob; boner of constriction; ass-munch; one with a yeast-infection fetish; idiot; schmuck; dil-hole;
Todicus Taffytus Stretchedus Bum-Fuckidus -- Tod stuck his dick into a taffy-pulling machine in order to butt-fuck himself.
Tongue -- A wonderful part of a woman when it is raised-up to greet the advent of a male's penis.
Tongue Flogging -- A woman slapping the underside of your beef with her tongue.
Tri-sexual -- A person who is so given to experimentation, that they'll "tri" to have sex with anything.
Trojenz Rockefeller -- A savory dish consisting of 100% fine, virgin latex, garlic, olive oil, stuffed with a spicy -- but sweet -- nut sauce with a side of Three-Mile Island Dressing. Lightly basted to a crispy, golden brown. Served with a liberal portion of Salami Albyno. With a frosty glass of Crème de Bovine to clench the palate.
Tweezer-Dick -- A dire insult (we only say this because we couldn't be bothered to cum up with a definition).