Ball Brew -- A peculiar liquid brewed in ballz.

Ballemia -- The uncontrollable appetite that makes a woman drink cum till she pukes.

Ball-istic Tremorz -- The violent rattling of the sac prior to expunging a white-hot pungent pulse of penis paste.

Balls -- Gonadular nutz. Synonyms: nutz; jewels; boulders; walnutz; glands; O.C.F; bulbs; whopper; berries; gonads; bonkers; nadz; gemstonz; penile dynamos; creameries; giblets; cannon ballz; volley ballz; screw-ballz; moonrocks; tombstones; wombstones; Flintstones; squint stones; BBs; bearings; orgazmatorz; orgazmosferes; orgazmovoids; jyzz-X-cretorz; jyzz-stonz; thrill spheres; joy globe; goof ballz; mountain oysters; dangleberries; pebbles; fountain boisters; boo-berries; bearings; bon-bons; medicine ballz; yum-yums;

BallSac -- It's your scrotum, fuck face!

Ball Skeet Journal -- Tod's tung with Three-Mile island dressing dashed across it.

Barley Products -- A.K.A. Beer.

Bat-Boi & Throbbin' -- The Guynamic duo.

Bed-lamb -- Sheep-screwing.

Beef Gravy Factor (B.G.F) -- A rating scale that is used to thereby assess the amount (in cans) of beef gravy that would be needed to entice even a dog to lick (an ugly bitch's) pussy.

Beer -- The national nutritional beverage of PP.

Beer-Callus -- Callus on the inside of your inside finger from twisting-off bottle caps.

Bent -- Having your dick bent at an acute angle. Usually makes it hurt to piss for quite a while.

Bestiality -- (Webster) Human sexual relations with an animal. (PP) An unnatural (but fun) sexual deviant pertaining to mating with an animal: Orally, vaginally or anally, depending upon your preference. Synonyms: Percosolation; barnyard boffing; animal sex; doing the dog; having a four-legged lover; stable mating; cross-breeding; inter-species screwing; getting your pet; Zooerasty; bestiality; snogging the dog; shagging the nag; Corning the cur; nut'n the mutt; shearing the sheep; banging the bitch; porking the pig; dorking a donkey; mounting a mule; chubbing a chicken; man-to-hand relationship;

Big Bitch Buster -- A humongous hard-on; A jumbo flank steak; An amorous twitch-python; A titan scum conduit; A sinuous love-wienie; An Olympic luv noodle; turbo-invertebrate; magnificent tool of destruction; monstrous launch pipe;

Big Dick Syndrome -- An affliction where a man has such a big dick, that if he would fuck a woman, he would puncture her spleen. Instead it would be easier for him to fuck large four-legged mammals. He tends to pass-out due to blood-loss whenever he pops a hard-on -- PP suffers from this fortunate affliction.

Bisexual -- A person who likes to fuck members of both sexes. OK for women, but disgusting for guys -- Tod!!

Bitch -- 1. A female dog(!); 2. What you call a nasty looking woman; 3. What you call a hot babe you don't think very highly of; 4. What you call another guy when jacking-off (i.e., making fun of) faggots; 5. Tod (except we're serious about him); 6. Sharon.

Bitch Magnet -- 1. A male with a something about him that draws many women to him wanting sex; 2. PP; 3. The Stallion. 4. A huge penis.

Black-Jack -- Something used to pry-open a frigid cunt.

Bloated Penis -- A cock in drag.

Blow Job -- Getting your shaft an oral delight.

BlowHawk -- The deft trimming of a guys pubic hair into a downwards-pointing arrow so that when a woman unzips your pants there are directions so she can swoop down on yer pecker like a hawk on a rabbit.

Boi's-end-Fairy -- A spiritual guide to tight ass.

Boi-Scout -- A fag's penis.

Boi-ler room -- An asshole.

Breasts -- Something that every man is infatuated with, their being kind of soft and squishy and are nice to suck upon. Synonyms: melons; casabas; jugs; knockers; mountains of majesty; pillows; udders; boobs; tits; teats; bodacious ta-tas; bodacious upswept banana-ramhorn titties; cans; hemispheres;

Breast Brazing -- Where a male blows his hot spunk all over a woman's breasts.

Brown Bahlz -- The peculiar tint of a fag's scrotum.

Brown Derby -- Your dick with shit on the tip.

Bugger -- One guilty of bestiality or of having had sexual Relations through the anus (or possibly both at the same time).

Bull Whip -- Cow cum.

Bum -- 1. A hobo; 2. The well-formed female backside that deserves to be honored by PP's gavels;

Bum-hole -- A hole in a bum used for shitting and fucking.

Bum-Booger -- Hardened shit encrusted around the rim of your bum-hole: Dingleberries--Try wiping your asshole better, you asshole...

Bum-Lord -- A man who only fucks bitches in the ass.

Bung-alow -- A house of anal repute.

Bung-Boi -- A young fag.

Bung-Hole -- An asshole.

Bung Pong -- Where you're fucking your woman's ass, and (being over-enthusiastic and over-zealous) you pelvic thrust so violently that your scrotum collides with her buttocks, rebounds, slaps your ass then settles back into an innocuous swaying while yew scroo her butt.

Butt -- An ass.

Butt-Fucking -- See Ass-Fucking.

Buttocks -- What feels so good when caressing your beef stick while you screw her ass!

Butt Nudds -- Pebble-like shit.

Butt-Fucking -- The fucking of the butt.