A.A. -- NO!

Alcohol -- A wonderful organic molecule that PP likes to imbibe in large quantities.

Anal -- Pertaining to the anus.

Anal Barbarism -- The uncivilization of anal sex.

Anal Bum -- An ass that is frequented by anal sex.

Anal Cum Blast (A.C.B.) -- A load of cum injected inside the bum.

Anal Chain -- A creation of Al (Pronounced Ayn-Al.) It consists of three or more guys all simultaneously butt-fucking each other, usually in a circle.

Anal Dandruff -- White cum-flakes which fall from the anus.

Anal Discharge -- A sudden watery outburst from the anus.

Anal Experimentation -- The systematical using of different items for Anal Insertion.

Anal Flakes -- Flaking Bum-Boogerz.

Ass-Fucking -- The epitome of sex. A way to show a cunt who is boss.

Anal Impedance -- The amount of resistance of an asshole to your penis.

Anal Incentive -- The enticement of a woman's asshole for an exquisite fucking.

Anal Intention -- The intent to fuck an anus.

Anal Lust -- The intense fire that burns within a person whenever the thought or sight of an asshole or a well-formed [female or animal] bum is experienced.

Anal Luxury -- The ability to obtain the delicacy of a tight [female or animal] asshole for a good ass-fucking.

Anology -- What one must study to become an Ass Master.

Anal Orgasm -- Self Explanatory.

Anal Percolation -- Bubble of cum expelled when farted.

Anal Percosolation -- Anal sex with an animal. Usually pertaining to horses, but, other animals may be used. Either on the receiving end (pardon) or giving.

Anal Percosolator -- A person who frequently and quite often practices Anal Percosolation.

Anal Pickers -- A device used for the removal of those hard-to-get Bum-Boogerz.

Anal Probe -- Any object or body part that probes an anus.

Anal Quake -- The gentle, yet sensuous quivering of a woman's buttocks when you slam your beef into her Chocolate Sockitt.

Anal Raft -- See Rectal Dinghy.

Anal Relaxation -- The state when the anus is totally at ease so that a penis can be inserted through it into an ass. When anal Relaxation occurs, the time for penile insertion is imminent for no discomfort will occur for the owner of the thus said anus.

Anal Sex -- Something most girls do not like to participate in. But damn, if I ever get a girl who will, you can fucking bet I'll fuck her ass!

Anal Slut -- A raunchy woman who only will take it through the bum. Tod & Jason.

Anal Spasm -- Same as Rectal Quiver.

Andrew Dice Clay-ish -- What this dictionary is. Sorta crude, disgusting, base, rude and sexist.  But we are definitely more intelligent than that fuck--and also get more pussy, are a lot cooler, and have longer dicks--from what we've been told.

Anile Education  -- The learning of an anus [female {male to be totally condemned and ridiculed for the rest of your natural born life, and thereafter, may you get aids and burn in the sulfurous pits of hell}] to accept the insertion of penile pummelings.

Animal -- Creatures put on this earth for people to fuck with -- in one way or another (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...)

Animal Farm -- A sexual resort for those people who want to experience various varieties of animal cock, asshole or pussy.

Anus -- A bodily orifice that can be used for fucking.

Ass -- 1. What you sit on (pertaining to you, not somebody's face); 2. Something you slip your dick into; 3. Something you shit out of; 4. Tod; 5. "A piece of ass," meaning an attractive woman. 6. A large four-legged hoofed animal; one of Sharon's plethora of sexual partners.

Assess -- (pl.) Ass. Many donkeys available for fucking.

Ass Capades -- A festive occasion where all sexual encounters are anal or donk-ial.

Ass-Fucking -- The fornication with a [woman's or animal's] asshole (no faggular-type people here) in which she lays face-down and you slip it up her ass and then, some times, if you're not careful, she screams.

Asshole -- 1. A real schmuck; 2. Tod; 3. A bodily orifice used for exquisitely-tight fucking; 4. Something that pinches-off shit.

Ass-Master -- A man who is a master of ass!

Ass Pirate -- Bung buccaneer; Rim-Beard; Cornhole Corsair; Mud-donut Marauder; butt Bandit; Slake-hole Swashbuckler; Frooter Freebooter;

Ass Wipe -- 1. A real schmuck; 2. A brown smear on toilet paper; 3. Tod. 4. Skid-marks

Auto-Fellatio -- The ability to suck one's own dick. PP could do that if they were desperate, but it's hard enough waking up the ol' German Soldier for duty for all the thousands of women who need to fuck us.

Au Gratinize -- To cover with cum.